This isn't an IRC quote, but i found this one worth sharing anyway. It's kinda NSFW, but this thread is already tagged as NSFW anyway.

Quote from: someone on facebook

Last night, I was having sex, and I suddenly stopped moving. My girlfriend was suprised and asked me: "What's wrong?" Then I said: "Shhh I saw it on YouPorn. It's called Buffering."

[15:56:37]*USA_Police joined the channel
[15:56:47]<   Eeems   >   Just got my letter from them as well recently.
[15:56:56]<   Eeems   >   No longer under my parents
[15:57:01]<   USA_Police   >   I heard you guys are roughin' up an American citizen
[15:57:13]<   keoni   >   Hello, officer
[15:57:18]*New post by Matrefeytontias in [Request] Sprites based on... http://ourl.ca/21091/387550
[15:57:18]<   Sorunome   >   LOL
[15:57:24]<   keoni   >   I wasn't speeding
[15:57:33]<   Sorunome   >   /kill USA_Police
[15:57:45]<   Sorunome   >   oh crap, the nsa is watching this now o.o
[15:57:50]<   keoni   >   /ban USB_Police
[15:57:56]<   keoni   >   ...
[15:57:58]<   USA_Police   >   I am going to have to confiscate your servers
[15:57:59]<   Streetwalrus   >   Lol
[15:58:07]<   keoni   >   Hey, USB
[15:58:26]<   USA_Police   >   You have the right to remain silent
[15:58:31]<   keoni   >   /nick USB_Police
[15:58:34]<   harold   >   USB_Police arrests you for inserting your USB stick upside down
[15:58:41]<   USA_Police   >   You have the right to an attorney
[15:58:43]<   Sorunome   >   lol keoni
[15:58:44]<   keoni   >   
[15:59:05]<   Eeems   >   Hmm, IP doesn't match for USA_Police
[15:59:08]<   Eeems   >   No idea who it is
[15:59:21]<   USA_Police   >   Anything you say cana nd will be used in court
[15:59:29]<   CalebHansberry   >   might be the DHS
[15:59:35]<   Sorunome   >   because kiwiirc <:<
[15:59:45]<   keoni   >   It's eeems
[15:59:49]<   CalebHansberry   >   cana nd == cana da?
[15:59:57]<   shmibs   >   doop doop doop
[16:00:05]<   Sorunome   >   is it shmibs?
[16:00:17]<   Streetwalrus   >   Loop
[16:00:18]<   Streetwalrus   >   Lol*
[16:00:18]<   JWinslow23   >   "The only number whose cube is made of three digits that each occur two times"
[16:00:19]* Eeems kicked USA_Police from the channel (Eeems)
[16:00:31]<   Eeems   >   Feel free to talk to him in -spam if you want
[16:00:38]<   keoni   >   Gtg. School's closing
[16:00:41]<   CalebHansberry   >   Well, I guess I'll pay $5.80, sorry if you tend to pay for stuff when if hit's your door :<
[16:00:42]<   Eeems   >   bbiab, meeting
[16:00:43]<   Sorunome   >   Eeems: you should have done some USA sereotype reason -.-'
[16:00:46]<   shmibs   >   Eeems, quien estaba?
[16:00:52]<   Eeems   >   CalebH: no problem
[16:01:00]<   CalebHansberry   >   Okay
[16:01:10]*USA_Police joined the channel
[16:01:16]<   Juju   >   
[16:01:24]* Eeems kicked USA_Police from the channel (Eeems)
[16:01:26]<   Eeems   >   
[16:01:28]<   CalebHansberry   >   :O
[16:01:31]<   Juju   >   
[16:01:37]<   Juju   >   We have a badass over here.
[16:01:47]<   Eeems   >   I don't recognize their authority!
[16:01:48]<   Eeems   >   brb
[16:01:48]<   Streetwalrus   >   Lol
[16:01:49]<   CalebHansberry   >   do that if the DHS actually comes over
[16:01:59]<   Streetwalrus   >   Haha
[16:02:06]<   Sorunome   >   inb4 this escalates into a global political battle
[16:02:19]*shmibs bans everyone with a US ip
[16:02:26]<   Streetwalrus   >   Soru++
[16:02:28]*Sorunome bans *!*@*
[16:02:43]<   Juju   >   welp.
[16:02:44]<   ordelore   >   but but
[16:02:48]<   Streetwalrus   >   Also shmibs aren't you murrican ?
[16:02:59]<   shmibs   >   hehe, it's a small price to pay
[16:03:09]*shmibs can just connect via vps

20:52 <+aeTIos> a useful tool*
20:52 <+aeTIos> focused on a
20:52 -!- DHS [[email protected]] has joined #omnimaga
20:52 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> Sorunome, aeTIos: an useful tool, remember? the thing that let you see where you got your rep
20:52 <+aeTIos> aah
20:52 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> Juju's most famous grammar blunder
20:52 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch>
20:53 <+aeTIos> no
20:53 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> i think it's in boot2490's sig
20:53 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> btw, is boot2490 still around?
20:53 -!- NSA [[email protected]] has joined #omnimaga
20:53 <+aeTIos>
20:53 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> o.o
20:53 <+aeTIos> Welcome, mr nsa
20:53 <+Twilight> Like the NSA or DHS would use kiwiirc
20:53 < NSA> THanks
20:53 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<harold> Last Active: December 22, 2013, 05:30:07 am
20:54 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<harold> boot2490
20:54 <+OmnomIRC> (O)* flyingfisch has nothing to hide. no really!
20:54 -!- FBI [[email protected]] has joined #omnimaga
20:54 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> ahhh!
20:54 <+aeTIos> lol
20:54 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> woops
20:54 <+aeTIos> inb4
20:54 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> i mean, who cares? who cares about the FBI and NSA?
20:54 < DHS> If you cooperate
20:54 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> they can't find me
20:54 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<harold> go away FBI, I already deleted all my cheese pizza
20:54 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> i mean, they don't want to find me
20:54 < NSA> You will not be harmed
20:54 <+aeTIos> CIA [[email protected]
20:54 <&Sorunome> this is getting rediculus
20:54 <+aeTIos> ]
20:54 <&Sorunome> i'm about to /kick you
20:55 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> i mean, i don't have anything to hide
20:55 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> yeah. the last one
20:55 <+aeTIos> has joined #omnimaga
20:55 < FBI> All your ips have been siphoned
20:55 <+aeTIos> CIA [[email protected]] has joined #omnimaga
20:55 <+aeTIos> *
20:55 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<harold> inb4 v&
20:55 <+aeTIos> You have no power here
20:55 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<harold> so who's doing this shit anyway? ashbad?
20:55 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch>  /kick CIA
20:55 < DHS> As hackers, you are dangerous
20:55 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch>  /kick NSA
20:55 -!- DHS was kicked from #omnimaga by Sorunome [Sorunome]
20:56 -!- NSA was kicked from #omnimaga by Sorunome [Sorunome]
20:56 -!- FBI was kicked from #omnimaga by Sorunome [Sorunome]
20:56 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch>  /kick FBI
20:56 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> lol
20:56 <+aeTIos> http://i.lvme.me/xmeh35.jpg
20:56 <&Sorunome> next time they'll get a kickban
20:56 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<flyingfisch> moar powah to teh OPS!!!!
20:56 <+OmnomIRC> (O)<ordelore> hey guys