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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #75 on: January 25, 2010, 02:06:48 am »
<miotatsu> lobsteritis symptoms: pink names, blue scaley complexion, a strange urge for lobster food, and occasionally spontanious exploding, call a doctor if these symptoms last more than 24 hours

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #76 on: January 25, 2010, 07:01:15 pm »
Zomg! It's a disease now?

Better not catch it. It's been said that IRC is the method upon which it's easiest to catch it.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #77 on: January 25, 2010, 07:08:24 pm »
D: oh nooo!!!! hopefully I don't have it! oh wait, no I don't :D
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #78 on: January 26, 2010, 12:25:53 am »
Hopefully it's not as contagious as H1N1 was this fall :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #79 on: January 26, 2010, 09:11:02 am »
lol, but is there a Netham vaccine?

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #80 on: January 26, 2010, 09:17:21 am »
<miotatsu> lobsteritis symptoms: pink names, blue scaley complexion, a strange urge for lobster food, and occasionally spontanious exploding, call a doctor if these symptoms last more than 24 hours
It is starting to be documented the disease. Great work miotatsu. It even has a (pseudo-(?))Latin scientific therm.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #81 on: January 26, 2010, 06:54:21 pm »
lol, but is there a Netham vaccine?
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #82 on: February 12, 2010, 05:17:42 pm »
I was reading logs, and this was too great...
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[00:26:34] <@Jarvis> ok, well my laptop is refusing to connect to the internet, so im out. 'night
[00:33:13] <+Genolo> bye jarvis
[00:33:16] <+Genolo> wait
[00:33:16] <+Genolo> wut
[00:33:22] <+Genolo> OSH JARVIS SPOKE
[00:48:29 * @DJ_Omni eats Jarvis and Genolo
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #83 on: February 12, 2010, 05:23:49 pm »
Since when did jarvis acquire artificial intelligence  :o
This just serves as a warning to everybody(including myself) be wary of mIRC, the owner plans to one day take over the world with this secret AI, getting bigger and smarter for every client installed... watch it carefully... and keep all your valuables on a external drive...

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #84 on: February 12, 2010, 11:56:15 pm »
lol XD

Maybe Jarvis became a powerful self-learning AI, about to become skynet :P

As for quotes, the following has nothing really special but it was kinda funny still :P

[23:52:43] <@calc84> did I just hear chocolate rain in a commercial o_o
[23:52:50] <@CoolioJaz> wat?!?!?
[23:53:17] <@calc84> it was some ad for an hdtv with internet features or something
[23:53:32] <@calc84> I wasn't paying much attention since I was coding
[23:53:53] <@calc84> but I thought I heard Tay say "chocolate rain"

EDIT: IT'S TRUE!!!! :O


« Last Edit: February 12, 2010, 11:59:20 pm by DJ Omnimaga »

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #85 on: February 13, 2010, 01:48:51 am »
I will always be far superior to Jarvis :|

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #86 on: February 14, 2010, 12:21:57 am »
Tay Zonday, Numa Numa guy, AND dramatic prairie dog all in one commercial? Dear GOD, it's a veritable cornucopia of memes on TELEVISION! The world is ending!
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #87 on: February 14, 2010, 12:22:51 am »
dramatic prairie dog? wow I doN,t know that one. It tells how late I am still on certain things from the internets

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #88 on: February 22, 2010, 12:00:08 am »
heres a quote from #neritic-net on rizon a chan that geno is in 
it happens to be the chocolate porn remake of chocolate rain BY: Geno


<&Geno> chocolate porn
<&Geno> some stay dry and others get covered in cum
<&Geno> chocolate porn
<&Geno> you only look it up after drinking excessive amounts of rum
<&Geno> chocolate porn
<geek> lol
<&Geno> mrwatson is dumb
<&Geno> chocolate porn
<&Geno> oh hey look it's the sun
<&Geno> chocolate porn
<geek> hey geno has more homw work
<geek> chocolate porn
<+MrWatson> why am i dumb?
<&Geno> because it rymed
<&Geno> ryhmed?
<geek> cause you got chocolate proned

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #89 on: February 22, 2010, 12:30:50 am »
lulz