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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #90 on: February 26, 2010, 11:55:19 pm »
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[23:26:16] * +TD--Linux Quit (irc.paraphysics.net ny.us.hub)
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[23:42:46] * OmniPJIRC has joined #omnimaga
[23:43:03] * OmniPJIRC is now known as jsj795
[23:43:40] <jsj795> hello

Lol jsj795 must have been like "lolwut? Where did everyone go?"

Altough it would have been funnier if the netsplit occured right after he joins :P, since he rarely comes on IRC and isn't familiar with netsplits :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #91 on: February 26, 2010, 11:56:44 pm »
If it split right after i joined, i probably would have been, "Everyone hates me officially :'( I'm never gonna come to IRC again!


Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #92 on: February 26, 2010, 11:57:06 pm »
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<Iambian> rawr.
<Tribal> Biscuits
<Netham45> And GRRRAVY
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #93 on: February 26, 2010, 11:58:00 pm »
Lol XD

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #94 on: February 27, 2010, 10:31:04 am »
What's a netsplit?

Yes, I know I know nothing, and if you wish you may mock me for it...
« Last Edit: February 27, 2010, 10:31:40 am by ztrumpet »

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #95 on: February 27, 2010, 12:32:28 pm »
What's a netsplit?

If a server disconnects from other servers ( term mostly used for IRC ), so some people disconnect.
They then can be reconnected via another server

( at least that's what I think it is)

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #96 on: February 27, 2010, 02:22:55 pm »
basically, let says servers are connected like this:

A-B-C-D-E

If the link between C and D is cut, everyone on A/B will see C/D/E people disconnect while everyone on C/D/E will see A/B people disconnect. In some cases, people can end up alone in a channel for a temporary amount of time. Some netsplits are longer than others, though.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #97 on: February 27, 2010, 04:08:39 pm »
Ah, okay.  Thanks for explaining! :D

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #98 on: February 28, 2010, 02:44:10 am »
well geno did it again making one of our beloved meme's into a NSFw jingle     i wonder what teh next topic is going to be X.x


<&Geno> CHOCOLATE COCK
<&Geno> GEEKBOY PAINTS WITH A SMOCK
<&Geno> CHOCOLATE COCK
<&Geno> GOTTA MOVE THAT BLOCK
<&Geno> CHOCOLATE COCK
<&Geno> SAIL TO THE DOCK
<&Geno> CHOCOLATE COCK
<&Geno> CLOCK GOES TICK TOCK
<&Geno> CHOCOLATE COCK
<&Geno> I CAN'T FIND THE MATCHING SOCK
<&Geno> CHOCOLATE COCK
<&Geno> STUPID JOCK

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #99 on: February 28, 2010, 03:13:17 am »
Lol x.x

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #100 on: March 09, 2010, 07:36:14 pm »
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[16:41:36] <+Su[ZXCal]> "a little dragon / perches on top of my head / eating some cherries"
[16:42:07] <+Su[ZXCal]> cherry-flavored haiku :9
[16:43:51] <@ztrumpet> lol
[16:45:17] <+Su[ZXCal]> "Red hair in trench coat / Never gonna give you up / A rickroll haiku"
[16:47:46] <@ztrumpet> "Omnimaga is / Small Cherry Flavored Dragons / plus there's Rickrolls too"
[16:48:41] <@Tribal> I hate haiku be cause I cannot express my self in only three
[16:49:08] <+Su[ZXCal]> Lurks on IRC / Watching lolis and hentai / boy called Genolo
[16:50:51] <+Su[ZXCal]> Drills that pierce heaven / Robots with no size limits / Euphemistic, no?
[16:53:49] <+Su[ZXCal]> Robots and angels / Our hope is an emo boy / We are screwed, aren't we?
[16:53:50] <@Tribal> Su[ZXCal]'s miku / tributary can make any / body cry alound
[16:54:44] <@Tribal> That's not right, I know >_>
[16:54:47] <@Tribal> Close enough x.x
[16:54:51] <+Su[ZXCal]> I'll smack you with fish / stop with all of the miku / Pick luka instead
[16:56:27] <@Tribal> What is your problem / you must embrace miku so that / you'r soul can be free
[16:56:35] <+Su[ZXCal]> True poet heroes / Use the power of haiku / Bow before me, newb
[16:57:44] <@Tribal> DJ Omni must / stop us before the universe / collapses on us
[16:58:17] <+Su[ZXCal]> The teal haired singer / Her time has come to rest now / She has become trite
[17:00:53] <+Su[ZXCal]> The pink haired singer / clothed in dress of black and gold / is above the rest
[17:01:34] <@Tribal> No no you will see / A god cannot be deceased / She is just dormant
[17:03:18] <@Tribal> For now she will be / substituted by her other / the Black Rock Shooter
[17:03:56] <@Tribal>

[17:04:24] <+Su[ZXCal]> A god she is not / Her voice often stings my ears / Gods have good voices
[17:05:36] <+Su[ZXCal]> Gumi is fine too / May be a Ranka Lee clone / But I do not care
[17:06:04] <@Tribal> And yet the devil / Has ruined your once perfect / hearing, oh my
[17:06:34] <@Tribal> You must be blessed, / Purified by the goddess / Please listen more
[17:06:47] <+Su[ZXCal]> Haiku is concise / To speak ambiguously / You fail haiku
[17:07:23] <@Tribal> That is what you get / When someone attempts haiku for / the very first time
[17:08:28] <+Su[ZXCal]> Hear me and learn this / When novice fights the master / Master always wins
[17:11:11] <@Tribal> And yet you kid me / you are nobodies master / and may never be
[17:11:57] <@Tribal> May I suggest that / we stop talking like this / it is annoying
[17:12:57] <+Su[ZXCal]> As a true master / I appreciate Haiku / and I embrace it
[17:13:12] <@Tribal>

[17:13:50] <+Su[ZXCal]> To be annoyed / You lack Haiku discipline / This duel is mine
[17:14:00] <@Tribal> Thank god
lol

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #101 on: March 09, 2010, 07:44:57 pm »
wow

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #102 on: March 09, 2010, 10:37:17 pm »
* Builderoby resists the urge to post in HaiKu *

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #103 on: March 09, 2010, 11:07:12 pm »
You cannot resist
to post in form of haiku.
Sorry to hear it.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #104 on: March 09, 2010, 11:16:53 pm »
:O