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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #135 on: March 25, 2010, 03:41:21 pm »
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<+SubaruZX> I prefer to use / The esteemed art of Haik-fu / Take that, SirCmpwn!
<+SirCmpwn> Your Haik-fu skills remain \ inadequately failing \ Kiss my ass, ZX
<+SubaruZX> SirCmpwn fails / Haiku is five-seven-five / Not six-seven-five
<+SirCmpwn> fuck

Although, it's debatable if fails is 1 or two syllables. Phonetically (because of my accent), I consider it two syllables but technically it's 1. Phonetic Haiku is still perfectly acceptable in my book and words that differ greatly due to accent should be exempt from scrutiny XD
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #136 on: March 25, 2010, 03:45:24 pm »
In that case, remain is one syllable in my local accent ;)

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #137 on: April 07, 2010, 08:58:20 pm »
I moved the entire quote list to the first post of this topic (currently 48 quotes)

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #138 on: April 17, 2010, 08:43:10 pm »
well, this ain't from #omnimaga but i found it in the NetLog45 logs, and this is better than pulling up an entire topic ain't it?

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[12:23:05] * Bender666 ([email protected]) has joined #pookie

[12:23:15] * Pookie ([email protected]) has joined #pookie
[12:23:23] <Bender666> op me cos i'm lame!
[12:23:53] * Spawn666 sets mode: +o Bender666
[12:23:55] <@Bender666> ta
[13:24:32] <Pookie> Brb.
[13:37:25] <Pookie> I often walk about with someone elses dick in my arse
[14:13:27] <@Bender666> pfft might as well fuck myself, it's the only way I'll get any this side of the 22nd century
[14:49:25] <@Bender666> I am a potato
[15:21:25] <Pookie> Ah bof.
[15:46:29] <@Bender666> Blimey.
[16:31:25] <@Bender666> My underwear is too tight :(
[17:57:25] <Pookie> What? it's not even scratch-and-sniff?
[18:03:27] <@Bender666> It's not sugar in my sugar bowl, it's bot.
[18:18:26] <Pookie> Buttock Crunchies.

Now, I don't know your kind of humor dear reader, but I find this to be hilarious xd

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #139 on: April 17, 2010, 09:36:13 pm »
lol, wasn't Bender666 a bot? I know pookie is

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #140 on: April 17, 2010, 10:41:22 pm »
I don't rly know but still it looks fantastic xd
now one from a few minutes ago;

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[20:09:46] <@geekboy> dammti who to chose
[20:09:52] <@geekboy> i have 7 ppl to chose from X.x
[20:09:54] <Buckeye> analyzing?
[20:10:11] <Buckeye> im pretty sure analizing them would be sticking them in your anal region :P
[20:12:57] <@DJ_Omni> ...
[20:13:05] <@DJ_Omni> no
[20:14:40] <@DJ_Omni> cya
[20:14:44] * @DJ_Omni ([email protected]) Quit
[20:16:18] <@geekboy> ;.;

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #141 on: April 17, 2010, 10:54:26 pm »
I did not really find it funny under the original context since it seemed like he was messing with me but out of context like this I guess it can sound pretty funny.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #142 on: April 17, 2010, 11:21:24 pm »
Oh, just so you all know.
I'm working on sort of a http://bash.org/ -like site that we can use for IRC, YIM, MSN, Skype, and AIM logs.
You can just copy/paste the logs into the box and select which chat system you got the quote from and then it'll show you a preview of what the new page will look like. Just confirm that it looks right to you and it'll be added to the database. (mostly for those who forget to change where the quote's from)

Each set of quotes will be separated to different tables in the database and will be displayed on the site in ways similar to how the chat actually looks but I'll be making it look a bit prettier. Also, I'll have a copy/paste version under each quote so it looks correct when you want to share it.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #143 on: April 17, 2010, 11:27:28 pm »
nice that could be cool, would there be a protection against spam, though?

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #144 on: April 17, 2010, 11:30:57 pm »
Currently, I don't know of a way to handle that through code that won't run the risk of too many false-positives.
I plan on just keeping an eye on what's added. If it becomes too much of a problem, I may have to make it to where I have to approve added quotes, but I plan on only sharing this site here for now so it should be safe.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #145 on: April 17, 2010, 11:46:31 pm »
aaah ok. I guess approval could be another idea later if it gets too much of an issue. Both the Randomness section and OmnomIRC are invisible to guests anyway, thus, few bots can read it. It could be another story if spambots crawls Netham45 logs directly, though, not to mention Omnimaga gets a lot of hits from Google search (TI-Nspire) now.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #146 on: April 18, 2010, 04:26:45 am »
I did not really find it funny under the original context since it seemed like he was messing with me but out of context like this I guess it can sound pretty funny.
Awh c'mon DJ, even if he's trying too it'd be funny, unless of course you take offense to a retarded word-joke :P NOONE MESSES WITH THE DJ OR I'LL KILL YOUR MOTHERS DOGS SISTER WHO IS MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE, AND I'LL KILL HIM TOO! AND YOUR MAILMAN, C'Z HE'S PROBABLY YOUR FATHER, anything for you, DJ (:

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #147 on: April 18, 2010, 04:30:20 am »
It seemed more like a troll than a joke, because it was grammar-nazi comments without getting his facts right. Anyway let's forget it ok? If I am not even allowed to be what I am anymore here I'll just go completly. In fact this will happen, eventually, but normally there should still be a lot of time left before I do.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #148 on: April 18, 2010, 04:44:28 am »
nonono don't get me wrong D: Why would I limit you to be what you want to o.O that's wrong.
I mean I'd kill who is against you D: And you should never leave, ever! Altho we've been in discussion quite a few times I still like you ;.;

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #149 on: April 18, 2010, 11:50:06 am »
Well one day everyone leaves anyway, right? But yeah normally I doubt in my case this would happen soon.

I mean I'd kill who is against you D:
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