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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #150 on: April 24, 2010, 05:10:59 am »
<noobiness> Where can I access the quote database?</noobiness>

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #151 on: April 24, 2010, 11:41:26 am »
All the quotes are on the first post of the first page of the thread, I believe. Although, it might be a tad outdated. Other than that, there's no real way to access the quotes without spamming !quote [number] from beginning to end in #omnimaga.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes
« Reply #152 on: April 24, 2010, 11:43:28 am »
You mean spamming quote from the last quote available on the first post until the end, right? :P

What I actually do is !quote 38384848 for example, and it returns an error saying how many quotes there are. Then I do !quote from latest posted in first post until the last available quote, then update the topic.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #153 on: May 05, 2010, 03:32:42 am »
added quote 49 through 56 to the list.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #154 on: May 07, 2010, 01:15:33 pm »
Quote from: IRC
<@SubaruZX> what? O_o http://www.nopantsday.com/wp/
<Will_W> I figured it out
<Will_W> every day is nopantsday
<@SubaruZX> Technically, for me, every day is No Pants Day because I wear shorts :P
<Will_W> doesn't count
<@SubaruZX> it does, by sheer literal technicality ;P
<Will_W> not according to the site
<Will_W> I just so happen to be out of clean pants too
<@SubaruZX> "No pants day" = "day where you do not wear pats" ; "shorts" != "pants" .'. I'm celebrating No Pants Day :P
<@SubaruZX> *pants
* Will_W facepalms
<Will_W> read the linkn you posted
<@SubaruZX> I know
<@SubaruZX> I understand
<@SubaruZX> But I'm still saying
<@SubaruZX> by sheer literal technicality, I am celebrating No Pants Day :P
<Will_W> pants is commonly used to refer to shorts also
<@SubaruZX> Pants is british for underwear, apparently
<@SubaruZX> pants have never meant shorts
<@SubaruZX> I don't know where you live where that's true
<+Will_W> pants refers to legged garments
<+Will_W> legged outer garments I suppose is more specific
<@SubaruZX> Pants/Trousers "are an item of clothing worn on the lower part of the body from the waist to the ankles"
<+Will_W> you lost the game
<@SubaruZX> Nope, the game ended months ago
* +Will_W ragequits
* +Will_W ([email protected]) has left #omnimaga (Leaving)
<@SubaruZX> lol
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #155 on: May 07, 2010, 05:14:31 pm »
I kinda don't like the behavior of that person sometimes.

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #156 on: June 11, 2010, 03:24:28 pm »
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[13:16:28]  * @ztrumpet hands calcdude one (1) pudding cup
[13:16:41] <calcdude> pudding!
[13:16:45] * @Tribal steals two (2) pudding cups
[13:17:09] * calcdude noms one-half [.5] of a pudding cup
[13:17:23] <@ztrumpet> so, calcdude has 1, Tribal has 2, I have -2, and Subaru has >9000
[13:17:39] <@Tribal> >_>
[13:17:41] <@Tribal> <_<
[13:17:41] * calcdude verifies these calculations
[13:17:47] <calcdude> coorect!
[13:17:47] * @Tribal raids SubaruZX's house for pudding
[13:17:53] <calcdude> *correct
[13:18:04] <@ztrumpet> so, calcdude has 1, Tribal has 200, I have -2, and Subaru has >9000 - 198
[13:18:44] * @Tribal finds some secret blueprints in SubaruZX's house and stealthfully puts them under his trench coat and walks out
[13:19:42] <@ztrumpet> wait, why didn't you just steal some pudding cups?
[13:20:45] <@Tribal> Because, these are plans for a pudding generator
[13:21:04] <calcdude> infinite... pudding?
[13:21:29] * @ztrumpet noms on some infinite pudding
[13:21:29] * calcdude steals the plans, creates copies, than gives those copies back to Tribal
lol :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #157 on: June 11, 2010, 04:48:26 pm »
;D Apparently I wasn't the only person with evil plans involving an infinite pudding generator...
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #158 on: June 13, 2010, 06:37:13 am »
Does that involve infinite improbability drives in any way?

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #159 on: June 13, 2010, 11:24:57 am »
So THAT's where all my pudding is going... and I'll have you know the pudding generator has a flaw in it. If you activate it, it doesn't make pudding. Rather, it begins to consume all pudding in the general vicinity. I think it has to do with the polarity of the pudding transigooificatipacitor. Might want to check that first :P
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #160 on: June 13, 2010, 11:26:18 am »
lol :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #161 on: June 13, 2010, 01:30:01 pm »
Lol TsukasaZX

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #162 on: June 13, 2010, 01:31:30 pm »
In that case, I'll just have to reverse the Flakien polarities and dephase the Gauss particle generators. By pure coincidence, this also enables a hidden Easter Egg that changes all the pudding into cherry-flavored lobster peanuts.
Oh, and also, would someone try installing the XL21 patch and reboot the machine? This apparently fixes a flaw which can be used to make the machine produce clones of nikky. And adding perfume won't help.
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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #163 on: June 13, 2010, 10:44:53 pm »
a flaw which can be used to make the machine produce clones of nikky
:O

Wow that would be bad

Altough personally it would be much better than clones of some other people in the TI community *points to some people in the Freebuild/TBG sub-forums as well as one person in particular in the 68K community* :P

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Re: Funny #omnimaga quotes (NSFW)
« Reply #164 on: June 15, 2010, 01:27:37 am »
*cough-fler* :P
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