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{AP}
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Hell's Newest Knight
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on:
March 13, 2010, 03:49:21 am »
My
post count
has pleased Satan.
I have been contacted by his people and they are going to take me to Hell for training so that I may join their army's most elite force.
Unfortunately, this means I shall no longer have time for 'programming' or 'games' as I must prepare for the End War. When that day comes, I hope to not cross any of your paths, but if I do, I'd advise you run for I will kill you without hesitation. It's my sole purpose now. I must fight for my master.
I am now a Hell Knight. Even the forces of Heaven cower at the mention of my name.
I due time, you shall all know that fear... but not for long. I don't plan on letting anyone live.
* {AP} vanishes with an evil laugh.
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Re: Hell's Newest Knight
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March 13, 2010, 03:59:21 am »
OH SHI-
* DJ Omnimaga runs
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Re: Hell's Newest Knight
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March 13, 2010, 09:04:56 am »
NAW, MAN!
I AIN'T GOIN'!
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Re: Hell's Newest Knight
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*ZTrumpet forces {AP} to make another post, so it says 667.
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Re: Hell's Newest Knight
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March 13, 2010, 05:03:46 pm »
umm when and where can i sign up...sounds like fun
<insert evil laugh here></insert evil laugh here>
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*Meishe grabs a couple of kunai and stands his ground.*
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Re: Hell's Newest Knight
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March 13, 2010, 07:14:54 pm »
*trevmeister66 grabs a bag of popcorn to watch the show
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Re: Hell's Newest Knight
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March 13, 2010, 09:29:21 pm »
* Iambian sits contentedly as a cherry-flavoured dragon would and watches the show from underneath the IRC Omnimaga couch
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Re: Hell's Newest Knight
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March 13, 2010, 10:55:33 pm »
* TsukasaZX charges up to full power and forms a massive Giga Drill over each arm and prepares for battle!
... buuuuut first I better feed Iambian before I forget....
* TsukasaZX feeds Iambian some premium cherries and then resumes standing his ground, prepared for battle with two massive Giga Drills
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Re: Hell's Newest Knight
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March 14, 2010, 12:25:48 am »
* Eeems is an android, so he can't be killed. Also, he is a Christian, so evil has no power over him :p
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Re: Hell's Newest Knight
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March 14, 2010, 10:22:51 am »
I already have 666 in my nick in a certain game for some time...
Nothing happened yet.
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Re: Hell's Newest Knight
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March 14, 2010, 10:33:09 am »
"You know what? {AP} ain't comin' back. FAAAAALLLLLLLCCCCCOOOONNNN PPPPPAAAAUUUNNNNCCCCHHH!"
*falcon-punches TsukasaZX
"Let the war begin!"
*throws a blue lobster at Iambian
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Re: Hell's Newest Knight
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March 14, 2010, 01:26:12 pm »
* TsukasaZX blocks the punch with a Giga Drill, then proceeds to throw ProphetsDementia into a pit of Netham45s
Hrmm....
* TsukasaZX passes Iambian the salt and butter for his blue lobster
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Re: Hell's Newest Knight
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March 14, 2010, 03:05:36 pm »
*pulls out calculator
DIVISION BY ZERO!!!
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Re: Hell's Newest Knight
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March 14, 2010, 04:55:04 pm »
* Eeems software crashes
reboot
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