I see your problem. See that blue port between what you've hooked up and that black cable? You need to plug a blue lobster in there. Also, I suggest replacing that Ethernet cable with a banana to make sure compatibility works.

The blue lobster is essential as TsukasaZX mentioned.  But, however, i would recommend that you win the game first, that might be the problem with it not working in the first place.

one more thing!

see the teal port and the purple port? you need two dual male 3.5mm link cables connected to a 3.5mm splitter. attach a 3.5mm to 2.5mm converter to that, plug that into your calc's io port, and then run kerm's mobile tunes. the overall addition of awesome just might be enough to let you get by without having to win the game

AAAND you need to use ndless on the flash drive to make sure your OS is validates, and ports 4/6 are open

in theory, shouldn't something like that work?

Who knows, maybe it's faster than USB 3.0

i doubt it would be faster than 40 gigs a sec

you would have to win the the game 1st

In this topic? It's hard to go 5 min without losing the Game on this site.  Anyway, It would require a custom driver, but yeah, I guess it could work.  I mean, the wires have to connect back to the printer port somehow.  I guess you would "print" stuff to your flash drive.