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I'm sorry, but I had to post this
« on: May 12, 2012, 02:36:54 pm »


yeah my ears disappeared after hearing this song.
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1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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Re: I'm sorry, but I had to post this
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2012, 02:44:16 pm »
I'm (text)less...
o.o
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Re: I'm sorry, but I had to post this
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2012, 10:14:56 pm »
I counter with



(At least this one has a melody)
« Last Edit: May 12, 2012, 10:15:07 pm by leafy »
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Re: I'm sorry, but I had to post this
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2012, 10:56:55 pm »
My ears are bleeding is that bad
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Re: I'm sorry, but I had to post this
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2012, 10:58:06 pm »
I bet that if I watched that I would lose 30 IQ points.
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Re: I'm sorry, but I had to post this
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2012, 11:00:35 pm »
I like Rebecca Black - Friday better! O.O
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Re: I'm sorry, but I had to post this
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2012, 11:03:16 pm »
That song would make me explode.
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Re: I'm sorry, but I had to post this
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2012, 05:12:38 pm »
Quote from: DJ_O on May 12, 2012, 11:00:35 pm
I like Rebecca Black - Friday better! O.O
I was about to post that vid :P
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Re: I'm sorry, but I had to post this
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2012, 08:35:51 pm »
In regards to the girls in OP's video..



Seriously, who are these random teenagers, and why are they getting their own songs and music videos when it's clear that they have absolutely no talent whatsoever?
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Re: I'm sorry, but I had to post this
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2012, 01:17:47 am »
what is this I don't even o.o
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