LOL at the first one
I've seen the second one before...My geometry teacher made a powerpoint about "How to Fail With Dignity"
I'll find a few....
OK, here
They're not all math related, but still...
"I have 138 legs!" "I'm a rabbit with 41 heads but I'm in a box"
That one's kind of uncalled for...
I don't know either
I can probably find more...