Author Topic: If there was tech support in botswana... (Read 209927 times)

Yeong · « **Reply #210 on:** December 17, 2011, 05:45:34 pm »

blow it off.

Now my fan is broken.

holmes221b · « **Reply #211 on:** December 17, 2011, 05:49:27 pm »

Lube it up with lard.

I have too much lard.

ben_g · « **Reply #212 on:** December 17, 2011, 05:49:48 pm »

use a jet engine to blow instead.

Now I blew it away.

Yeong · « **Reply #213 on:** December 17, 2011, 05:51:09 pm »

get it back.

I don't know where it is.

holmes221b · « **Reply #214 on:** December 17, 2011, 05:52:12 pm »

Get a map.

My map is on fire.

flyingfisch · « **Reply #215 on:** December 18, 2011, 12:27:49 pm »

Use a mega-freeze gun to stop the fire.

My map is covered in ice and i cant read it.

MGOS · « **Reply #216 on:** December 18, 2011, 02:43:45 pm »

put it in the microwave

I don't have electricity for the microwave here

Freyaday · « **Reply #217 on:** December 18, 2011, 03:08:24 pm »

move

I've been betrayed

willrandship · « **Reply #218 on:** December 18, 2011, 07:53:21 pm »

Drop the tray

Now my lunch is on the floor

saintrunner · « **Reply #219 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:03:56 pm »

use the 3 second rule

I can't count

Scipi · « **Reply #220 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:57:56 pm »

Repeat after me "1,2,3..."

I can't count past 3

saintrunner · « **Reply #221 on:** December 18, 2011, 08:59:57 pm »

the next number is 5

I hate the number 5

willrandship · « **Reply #222 on:** December 18, 2011, 09:37:15 pm »

use base 4
then it's 11

I keep mixing it up with binary

saintrunner · « **Reply #223 on:** December 18, 2011, 10:02:50 pm »

try 'buy canary'

I have a fear of birds

epic7 · « **Reply #224 on:** December 18, 2011, 10:08:23 pm »

Lie underwater.

I have a test Tommorow.