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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #825 on: January 18, 2014, 11:34:03 pm »
Think of that other REM song.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #826 on: January 19, 2014, 05:59:27 am »
Then get a new bag dedeicated for carrying calculators.

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Re: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #827 on: January 19, 2014, 02:11:07 pm »
Build a smaller one

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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #828 on: February 17, 2014, 06:59:04 pm »
Bombard it with ducks. Quark!

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #829 on: February 17, 2014, 11:04:35 pm »
Buy some more ducks.

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Re: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #830 on: February 18, 2014, 12:11:12 pm »
Fix it with currency

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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #831 on: February 19, 2014, 09:13:19 pm »
Sell your bitcoins

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #832 on: February 19, 2014, 09:14:52 pm »
Sell your clothing

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #833 on: February 19, 2014, 09:16:02 pm »
Make it get newer

bing.com isn't helping to make it newer
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #834 on: February 19, 2014, 09:17:06 pm »
Use yahoo.com.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #835 on: February 20, 2014, 01:49:53 am »
Ask The Great Helix Fossil

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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #836 on: February 20, 2014, 01:50:56 am »
Find more Pokemon to love

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #837 on: February 20, 2014, 02:24:20 am »
Use a laser pointer to distract him/her.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #838 on: February 20, 2014, 02:57:27 am »
throw a plastic duck at it.

the speed of light has slowed down to 50km/h, and now, when I walk, relativistic time distortions are macroscopically observable (the color spectrum shifts around, I age faster than the guy sitting on a bench I just crossed, etc...)


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Re: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #839 on: February 20, 2014, 05:21:52 pm »
Walk backwards

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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...
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