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If there was tech support in botswana...
« on: December 09, 2011, 12:01:52 pm »
OK, here is the game. Each post consists of 2 lines. The first line has a cheapie solution to the last post. The second line has a problem.

Example problem:
My TI calculator wont turn on.

Example Solution:
No problem! Now go buy a PRIZM!

Problem for next poster:
How do I do a google search?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2011, 12:11:58 pm »
Use Bing

Problem:

TI's taking over the world!
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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2011, 12:35:23 pm »
Just let them. :P

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My Mac doesn't work.
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2011, 12:43:09 pm »
Buy a PC.

How I power on it?
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2011, 12:52:46 pm »
hydrogen. its green and eco-friendly.

my the letters , , , , , d n't w rk n m s st m. pl  s h lp!
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2011, 01:02:14 pm »
Highlight them to reveal the transparent text

Help: I can't turn off transparent text!
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2011, 01:04:53 pm »
Every time you view a webpage, press ctrl+a

I tried pressing each of these keys in succession and it wont work: ctrl, +, a.
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2011, 01:14:55 pm »
Remove the coma's

I lost the Game
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2011, 01:35:55 pm »
rickroll the person who made you lose.

i installed ubuntu and now i cant boot windows XP!
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2011, 02:17:41 pm »
Don't use XP

I crashed the neighbors computer trying to boot onto Ubuntu from my flash drive (Actually happened) :P
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2011, 02:45:48 pm »
Buy them a new computer.

I can't think of a problem to put in the second line.
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2011, 02:48:35 pm »
Think harder

I can't think harder
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2011, 03:00:18 pm »
Think about a rock

My computer is slow
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2011, 03:02:35 pm »
Use your calculator

I like products produced by Apple and Microsoft
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2011, 03:12:02 pm »
YOU PLACED APPLE FIRST??!!! HOW DARE YOU! Please type 10^∞ times: I like Open-source. Microsoft and Apple are restrictive, ugly, mean, discriminatory, and selfish. You can add egotistical in there too.

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