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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #30 on: December 09, 2011, 05:12:24 pm »
Use espresso instead.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #31 on: December 09, 2011, 05:22:51 pm »
Take the screen out and try again.  (Get it? lol)

I keep posting in this topic.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #32 on: December 09, 2011, 05:26:25 pm »
try posting at the post office.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #33 on: December 09, 2011, 05:33:08 pm »
Try using a wrecking ball instead.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #34 on: December 09, 2011, 05:59:11 pm »
use deodorant and a lighter to melt it.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #35 on: December 09, 2011, 06:09:44 pm »
You should speak to it.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #36 on: December 09, 2011, 06:31:40 pm »
Ask netham45 for pills.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #37 on: December 09, 2011, 06:46:51 pm »
install windows 98.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #38 on: December 09, 2011, 06:48:57 pm »
break up. :P


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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #39 on: December 09, 2011, 06:53:34 pm »
Eat a whole hole in the eater's stomach. :D

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #40 on: December 09, 2011, 06:55:54 pm »
use a compass

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #41 on: December 09, 2011, 06:57:51 pm »
Type commas then,

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2011, 06:58:17 pm »
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See dots instead.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2011, 07:00:05 pm »
then stop posting. :P



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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2011, 07:04:50 pm »
then -1 him! >:-D

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