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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #60 on: December 10, 2011, 02:53:14 pm »
Look at this.


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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #61 on: December 10, 2011, 03:01:23 pm »
Buy a snow gun.

I bought a snow gun but its not cold enough to make snow.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #62 on: December 10, 2011, 03:01:42 pm »
Gather a bunch of guys with real bad dandruff.

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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #63 on: December 10, 2011, 03:04:28 pm »
wat

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #64 on: December 10, 2011, 03:06:32 pm »
Go here instead

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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #65 on: December 10, 2011, 03:07:21 pm »
[-.-]~ Make your own out of a poptart.

Make a new file called unbored.exe and double click it.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #66 on: December 10, 2011, 03:58:03 pm »
Because you are a casio guy.


Why don't any calc people live around me?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #67 on: December 10, 2011, 04:05:31 pm »
Because everybody who programs calcs lives on the earth's surface. (check his location if you don't get this).

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #68 on: December 10, 2011, 04:35:08 pm »
Put a lock on it.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #69 on: December 10, 2011, 09:05:05 pm »
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #70 on: December 10, 2011, 09:11:41 pm »
Get a bigger one.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #71 on: December 10, 2011, 09:17:17 pm »


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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #72 on: December 10, 2011, 10:14:55 pm »
go visit parser padawan

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #73 on: December 10, 2011, 10:27:36 pm »
Use a map next time.

I don't know how to read a map.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #74 on: December 10, 2011, 10:29:14 pm »
use a gps

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