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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #135 on: December 12, 2011, 08:55:35 pm »

learn it

I learned it

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #136 on: December 12, 2011, 08:58:26 pm »

unlearn it.

where is a tutorial on how to unlearn stuff?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #137 on: December 12, 2011, 09:07:41 pm »

I forgot how to find it.

I forgot how to rememeber stuff.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #138 on: December 12, 2011, 09:10:02 pm »

Forget to forget

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #139 on: December 12, 2011, 09:50:14 pm »

just lose the game.

I bit my cell phone.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #140 on: December 12, 2011, 09:52:28 pm »

Eat it.

Now I ate it.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #141 on: December 12, 2011, 10:08:24 pm »

Poop it out.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #142 on: December 12, 2011, 10:22:29 pm »

Wait to find the pot of gold.

The leprechaun can't escape your intestines O.o

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #143 on: December 12, 2011, 10:27:31 pm »

Eat Lucky Charms.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #144 on: December 12, 2011, 10:52:51 pm »

Make a ginger dressing salad out of yourself then eat it.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #145 on: December 12, 2011, 11:45:07 pm »

grind up some gingersnaps and add vinegar

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #146 on: December 13, 2011, 12:29:06 am »

do math

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #147 on: December 13, 2011, 12:36:03 am »

make up more math.

I don't know freyaday's location.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #148 on: December 13, 2011, 12:44:35 am »

pay attention

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #149 on: December 13, 2011, 09:11:03 am »

get a job

Why does chrome use up so much CPU?

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