Author Topic: If there was tech support in botswana... (Read 205074 times)

Scipi · « **Reply #150 on:** December 13, 2011, 11:19:18 am »

Because it's awesome. Like a BOSS

I'm like a Boss

flyingfisch · « **Reply #151 on:** December 13, 2011, 06:57:21 pm »

Stop using up CPU.

I have 3 processes called "cli" in linux and they are each using 25% CPU. (was true)

parserp · « **Reply #152 on:** December 13, 2011, 07:00:10 pm »

immediately destroy your computer.

I destroyed my computer.

epic7 · « **Reply #153 on:** December 13, 2011, 07:01:12 pm »

Rebuild it.

I want windows 9.14159265358979323846264338327950

sammyMaX · « **Reply #154 on:** December 13, 2011, 07:05:40 pm »

Program it.

Windows Update won't shut up

epic7 · « **Reply #155 on:** December 13, 2011, 07:06:51 pm »

Shut it down.

I died

sammyMaX · « **Reply #156 on:** December 13, 2011, 07:08:37 pm »

Use an Ubuntu live CD to install an OS.

How do I obtain a CD when I am dead?

parserp · « **Reply #157 on:** December 13, 2011, 07:16:59 pm »

make sure you have full batteries before you die.

where should I insert my batteries?

epic7 · « **Reply #158 on:** December 13, 2011, 07:18:43 pm »

flyingfisch · « **Reply #159 on:** December 13, 2011, 09:14:57 pm »

Client service software does not comprehend the command 'No me gusta'. Please try again at the tone. *beep*

What do I say

Scipi · « **Reply #160 on:** December 13, 2011, 09:29:16 pm »

Something

My (The) game froze

Yeong · « **Reply #161 on:** December 13, 2011, 09:43:01 pm »

put it near the fireplace.

I don't have a fireplace.

parserp · « **Reply #162 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:34:35 pm »

Turn your house into one by burning it down.

now my parents are mad at me because I burned their house down.

flyingfisch · « **Reply #163 on:** December 14, 2011, 09:58:10 am »

build another one

how?

Yeong · « **Reply #164 on:** December 14, 2011, 01:08:28 pm »

call Bob teh Builder.

I can't call him.