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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #150 on: December 13, 2011, 11:19:18 am »
Because it's awesome. Like a BOSS

I'm like a Boss

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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #151 on: December 13, 2011, 06:57:21 pm »
Stop using up CPU.

I have 3 processes called "cli" in linux and they are each using 25% CPU. (was true)



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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #152 on: December 13, 2011, 07:00:10 pm »
immediately destroy your computer.


I destroyed my computer.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #153 on: December 13, 2011, 07:01:12 pm »
Rebuild it.

I want windows 9.14159265358979323846264338327950

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #154 on: December 13, 2011, 07:05:40 pm »
Program it.

Windows Update won't shut up

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #155 on: December 13, 2011, 07:06:51 pm »
Shut it down.

I died

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #156 on: December 13, 2011, 07:08:37 pm »
Use an Ubuntu live CD to install an OS.

How do I obtain a CD when I am dead?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #157 on: December 13, 2011, 07:16:59 pm »
make sure you have full batteries before you die.



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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #158 on: December 13, 2011, 07:18:43 pm »

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #159 on: December 13, 2011, 09:14:57 pm »
Client service software does not comprehend the command 'No me gusta'. Please try again at the tone. *beep*

What do I say ???
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #160 on: December 13, 2011, 09:29:16 pm »
Something

My (The) game froze

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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #161 on: December 13, 2011, 09:43:01 pm »
put it near the fireplace.

I don't have a fireplace.
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #162 on: December 13, 2011, 10:34:35 pm »
Turn your house into one by burning it down.


now my parents are mad at me because I burned their house down.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #163 on: December 14, 2011, 09:58:10 am »
build another one

how?



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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #164 on: December 14, 2011, 01:08:28 pm »
call Bob teh Builder.

I can't call him.
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