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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #285 on: January 07, 2012, 04:15:49 pm »

Use an internal mouse, LIKE A BOSS!!!

if Netham=Boss is TRUE
then Juju=pringles?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #286 on: January 07, 2012, 04:47:44 pm »

yes.

I can't figure out zedd $:-\$

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #287 on: January 08, 2012, 03:22:54 pm »

Ask Why

Because

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #288 on: January 08, 2012, 05:45:17 pm »

ERROR: Cannot comprehend line 3 near 'Because'

Why do I use my wacom tablet more than my mouse?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #289 on: January 08, 2012, 06:07:03 pm »

Ask a doctor.

Why?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #290 on: January 08, 2012, 09:55:16 pm »

Because

Not war?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #291 on: January 08, 2012, 09:56:23 pm »

Peace.

Why is there no tech support in botswana?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #292 on: January 09, 2012, 05:34:45 pm »

Because we're doing it.

Why are we doing it again?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #293 on: January 09, 2012, 05:37:54 pm »

because flyingfisch started this topic.

nom nom nom

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #294 on: January 09, 2012, 06:22:20 pm »

NOM!!!

Why do we say 'nom' so much on Omnimaga?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #295 on: January 09, 2012, 06:25:41 pm »

Because it's not Omnomimaga, therefore leaving our nomming addictions unsated

Why have we strayed from Tech Support?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #296 on: January 09, 2012, 06:29:05 pm »

Because we haven't.

Why is my computer running Windows?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #297 on: January 09, 2012, 06:34:16 pm »

You put it there

All these windows make my computer cold

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #298 on: January 09, 2012, 06:36:38 pm »

Fill your bathtub full of hot water and dump your computer in it.

Why am I using Windows but my avatar is Ubuntu?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #299 on: January 09, 2012, 06:37:19 pm »

Because

Why do I no has Photoshop?

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