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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #360 on: January 29, 2012, 11:51:17 pm »

throw it off a cliff.

there aren't any nearby cliffs.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #361 on: January 30, 2012, 01:13:47 am »

Find a bridge.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #362 on: January 31, 2012, 09:07:57 am »

Shoot him

Now I have a mess to clean up

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #363 on: January 31, 2012, 08:28:05 pm »

no you don't.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #364 on: January 31, 2012, 08:50:14 pm »

Then do it

I'm being charged with murder

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #365 on: January 31, 2012, 08:51:23 pm »

deny it.

They know that I'm lying.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #366 on: January 31, 2012, 09:38:27 pm »

I don't see how that's a problem

Different problem

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #367 on: February 01, 2012, 06:31:45 pm »

Different answer.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #368 on: February 01, 2012, 09:11:15 pm »

Die. It'll be shorter.

I forgot to fix some flags.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #369 on: February 01, 2012, 10:49:35 pm »

various nations are coming to kill you

I cant run fast enough from them

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #370 on: February 02, 2012, 03:36:28 pm »

use slow on your foes

I don't know magic

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #371 on: February 02, 2012, 03:41:47 pm »

well use a scroll instead

why are eggplants purple?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #372 on: February 02, 2012, 04:48:44 pm »

Because eggs are purple.

I can't find any purple eggs.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #373 on: February 02, 2012, 05:47:15 pm »

Ask Barney.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #374 on: February 02, 2012, 05:50:15 pm »

Laugh uncontrollably.

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