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Re: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
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December 31, 2012, 07:08:06 am »
Be a rainbow puking unicorn instead.
We only have rainbow pooping unicorns
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
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December 31, 2012, 07:14:13 am »
Feed them a TON of skittles
We only have m&m's
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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...
Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.
In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
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December 31, 2012, 09:00:03 am »
That's enough to puke in rainbow colors
My room is filled with rainbow colored puke now
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
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Taste the rainbow: Be the rainbow
I live in Soviet Russia
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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...
Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.
In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
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December 31, 2012, 09:08:18 am »
You're lucky, in South Korea rainbows puke unicorns
I'm now infected with rainbows and unicorns
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
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December 31, 2012, 10:02:37 am »
Kill yourself. You'll respawn.
I can't find any diamonds!
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
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December 31, 2012, 10:07:46 am »
Change your texture pack so that everything looks like diamonds.
I killed myself, I did not respawn
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
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December 31, 2012, 10:09:28 am »
Have some one give you a Phoenix Down
I'm all out of Phoenix Downs
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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...
Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.
In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
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December 31, 2012, 10:17:07 am »
Ask someone for some
I don't have any either
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
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December 31, 2012, 10:23:09 am »
You don't need them
I don't know what Phoenix Downs are
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
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December 31, 2012, 10:24:30 am »
Play any Final Fantasy game
I beat all my Final Fantasy games
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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...
Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.
In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
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December 31, 2012, 10:32:38 am »
Play them until you hate them.
I don't like RPGs and now omnimaga hates me
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
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December 31, 2012, 10:35:29 am »
Go to another calc website.
TI hates me now.
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
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December 31, 2012, 10:51:01 am »
Make patches for TIs nspire OS so ndless will never run on new versions again
Now everyone (but TI) hates me now
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
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December 31, 2012, 10:58:26 am »
Get TI to hate you.
I don't want to make TI-Nspire OS patches.
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