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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #735 on: April 30, 2013, 09:20:36 am »
One does not simply answer rhetorical questions

I think I just answered one.
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #736 on: April 30, 2013, 09:28:29 am »
then make an other one

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #737 on: April 30, 2013, 09:46:55 am »
Because probability.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #738 on: April 30, 2013, 09:56:36 am »
Go find them.

I always have bugs when I do the first run of my program
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #739 on: April 30, 2013, 10:41:07 am »
hire an exterminator.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #740 on: April 30, 2013, 10:48:26 am »
so I will upgrade

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #741 on: April 30, 2013, 11:28:21 am »
6*1024^3

IDK what to ask
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Re: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #742 on: April 30, 2013, 11:31:41 am »
Well in Soviet Russia, question ask you.

Why don't things happen like they do in Soviet Russia?

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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #743 on: April 30, 2013, 11:56:15 am »
Heaven forbid.

Why did Soviet Russia have to exist at all?



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Re: Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #744 on: April 30, 2013, 12:15:41 pm »
So there could be Soviet Russia/Capitalist America jokes

Why is it in Capitalist America, bank robs you?

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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #745 on: April 30, 2013, 12:17:55 pm »
For the same reason it happened in Soviet Russia.

Why do we let oppression happen?



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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #746 on: April 30, 2013, 12:42:40 pm »
Because government

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #747 on: April 30, 2013, 01:02:41 pm »
create your own country

I'm happy
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #748 on: April 30, 2013, 01:03:41 pm »
Good. sudo make me a sandwich

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...
« Reply #749 on: April 30, 2013, 01:06:54 pm »
find it

I want to create an utopia

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