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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #810 on: July 09, 2013, 05:12:53 pm »

no.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #811 on: July 09, 2013, 05:35:29 pm »

* Sorunome kills batman

Can I have all knex of you guys?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #812 on: July 09, 2013, 06:01:14 pm »

no because I steal all yours

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #813 on: July 09, 2013, 06:07:25 pm »

Don't build one.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #814 on: July 09, 2013, 06:32:44 pm »

Then use Creepers

They blew up.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #815 on: July 09, 2013, 06:34:12 pm »

Clean it up yourself.
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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #816 on: July 09, 2013, 07:05:53 pm »

Show them this
http://imgur.com/Pv2vsI9

But they don't understand it.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #817 on: July 10, 2013, 05:45:28 am »

kill em.

Leaving for Switzerland tomorrow.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #818 on: July 10, 2013, 02:09:01 pm »

Leave for the US, instead.

We still haven't had an Omni convention on the N. American East Coast.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #819 on: July 10, 2013, 02:11:46 pm »

Then make it in GA

GA is too south for most people.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #820 on: July 10, 2013, 07:23:41 pm »

GA is too heavy

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #821 on: September 06, 2013, 09:59:58 am »

Yet another necropost.

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #822 on: September 06, 2013, 12:49:20 pm »

The end of the world

How can we still go to omni if the end of the world happen ?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #823 on: September 06, 2013, 01:50:13 pm »

time machines.

Is this thread turning insane?

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Re: If there was tech support in botswana...

« Reply #824 on: September 06, 2013, 02:23:31 pm »

nope. Now eat your chicken!

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