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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2010, 10:15:48 am »
22: There is no sound support. You never know when your meal is done!
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2010, 01:08:20 pm »
23: BrandonW would release three patches for the microwave's OS in the first week.

24: Someone would write a Pokemon port for it.

25: There would be >9000 quadratic solvers on it.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2010, 01:22:02 pm »
26: You need to use TI-Microwave-Connect to start the microwave.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2010, 01:23:48 pm »
27. you can cookz and haz cherriez ON YOUR MICROWAVEZ!
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2010, 01:52:59 pm »
Quote from: JosJuice on November 23, 2010, 10:15:48 am
22: There is no sound support. You never know when your meal is done!
28. You can plug headphones in the 2.5mm link port or put the microwave near an AM radio and you may hear sound, so you can hack sound support.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2010, 02:19:19 pm »
29: The link port allows for delicious multiplayer cooking.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2010, 02:28:02 pm »
30: Microwaves made by competitors are similar in price, but offer significantly more features. For some reason, TI microwaves are still the most popular.

31: Higher end microwaves are banned from tests due to their faster cooking time and Qwerty keyboards.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2010, 02:55:04 pm »
32: you have a GB emu on your microwave, though TI shames it.
33: it doez not comez with cherriez
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2010, 03:10:30 pm »
34: someone makes the microwave password-protected
35: food comes out with 96X64 size.

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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2010, 03:13:10 pm »
36: Normal food is only 95x63 pixels. Only assembly food can use the whole screen.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2010, 03:14:27 pm »
37: Though assembly food cannot exceed 8811 bites/mouthfuls without a taco shell.  Or it can be evaded by being compiled into a meal app.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2010, 03:18:29 pm »
38. Assembly food is faster and takes a shorter time to cook, but if you make the food wrong it can explode and reset your microwaves settings.  The food mysteriously disappears after this... as well as any other food that happened to be in the microwave

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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2010, 03:38:22 pm »
39: unless it was stored in the archive cabinet (which is much larger than the cooking cabinet) beforehand
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2010, 04:25:44 pm »
Even though it has no RAM it would display "RAM Cleared" all the time.

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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2010, 04:31:28 pm »
40: It would have exactly 24536 bytes and 5 extra bits of RAM, though most people would play with those last 5 bits instead of the 24536 bytes before them.
41: TI would screw any earlier compatibility and make it use a tenerary number system
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