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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #60 on: December 01, 2010, 12:29:39 am »
74: Pressing ON stops the cooking of BASIC food
75: If you pause the cooking, it shows alternating, flashing dots on the top.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #61 on: December 01, 2010, 01:29:40 am »
76: It will cost far more than the hardware itself costs. The justification will be that it includes a comprehensive gourmet cooking suite, the vast majority of which will never be used by most users.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #62 on: December 01, 2010, 01:51:36 am »
77: They'll manage to have a monopoly on the microwave industry, then to add to #76, they'll charge about $400-500 for microwaves.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #63 on: December 01, 2010, 01:58:16 am »
78: If you attempt to cook any foods that are not in the gourmet cooking suite, the microwave will short circuit.
« Last Edit: December 01, 2010, 01:58:50 am by Qwerty.55 »
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #64 on: December 01, 2010, 09:06:05 pm »
79: Every time the microwave overcooks something, the clock is reset
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #65 on: December 01, 2010, 09:09:03 pm »
80: Since 0:00 is the default cooking time, pressing Start without specifying the amount of time to cook would cause the microwave to run for 18:12:16.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #66 on: December 01, 2010, 11:16:10 pm »
81: The food that comes in its suite will be fancy-looking but tasteless.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #67 on: December 02, 2010, 11:14:16 am »
81.5: . . . but only after you install the first operating system update in years. Also, it will usually spoil in less than an hour.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #68 on: December 02, 2010, 07:49:27 pm »
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on December 01, 2010, 01:51:36 am
77: They'll manage to have a monopoly on the microwave industry, then to add to #76, they'll charge about $400-500 for microwaves.

83: Despite its main competitor having much more useful features.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #69 on: December 02, 2010, 11:16:24 pm »
84.  err...  yeah...
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #70 on: December 02, 2010, 11:22:29 pm »
 :o

They listened to us...
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #71 on: December 02, 2010, 11:49:51 pm »
Lol at the pic ;D

What the heck is that meal below, though? X.x
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #72 on: December 03, 2010, 01:43:36 am »
It looks like a donut...???
If you look closely, you can see THE GAME things that look like sprinkles.
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #73 on: December 03, 2010, 02:15:33 am »
I don't see it x.x
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Re: If TI made a microwave...
« Reply #74 on: December 03, 2010, 02:18:05 am »
Closer...closer...closer...
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It could just be really bumpy or something...
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