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Important life algorithms
« on: November 10, 2014, 02:30:36 pm »
Today I learnt something : life is made of algorithms. I discovered one today, being a student in my own appartment :

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while(oreo)
    oreo--;
Did you discover things like this ?
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2014, 04:54:59 pm »
Oh yes, most definitely.
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2014, 10:57:09 pm »
Quote from: aeTIos on November 10, 2014, 04:54:59 pm
Oh yes, most definitely.
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2014, 02:27:21 am »
Quote from: Matrefeytontias on November 10, 2014, 02:30:36 pm
Today I learnt something : life is made of algorithms. I discovered one today, being a student in my own appartment :

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while(oreo)
    oreo--;
Did you discover things like this ?

Assuming you mean Oreo biscuits, I think the following would be closer to reality :P


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oreoPurchase := 3
oreoEaten := 0
hospital :=0
WHILE 1 DO
oreoEaten = oreoEaten + 1;
oreoPurchase = oreoPurchase ^ 2;
IF oreoEaten > 256 THEN
hospital := 1;
END;
END;
« Last Edit: November 11, 2014, 03:30:12 am by DJ Omnimaga »
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2014, 02:49:19 am »
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while(1):
 if(time()<0600): sleep(0400);
 for task in todo:
  if task.due < time(): panic()
  elif task.due - time() < 200: panicdo(task)
  else: sleep(0200)
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2014, 04:29:25 am »
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 11, 2014, 02:27:21 am
Quote from: Matrefeytontias on November 10, 2014, 02:30:36 pm
Today I learnt something : life is made of algorithms. I discovered one today, being a student in my own appartment :

Code: [Select]
while(oreo)
    oreo--;
Did you discover things like this ?

Assuming you mean Oreo biscuits, I think the following would be closer to reality :P


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oreoPurchase := 3
oreoEaten := 0
hospital :=0
WHILE 1 DO
oreoEaten = oreoEaten + 1;
oreoPurchase = oreoPurchase ^ 2;
IF oreoEaten > 256 THEN
hospital := 1;
END;
END;
Well... that escalated quickly ^^'
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2014, 01:07:32 am »
Quote from: aeTIos on November 10, 2014, 04:54:59 pm
Oh yes, most definitely.
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while(time_until_test_minutes)
       procrastinate;
go_to_test_unprepared_but_perfectly_cool();
Ftfy. :P
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2014, 01:40:40 am »
Quote from: aeTIos on November 11, 2014, 04:29:25 am
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 11, 2014, 02:27:21 am
Quote from: Matrefeytontias on November 10, 2014, 02:30:36 pm
Today I learnt something : life is made of algorithms. I discovered one today, being a student in my own appartment :

Code: [Select]
while(oreo)
    oreo--;
Did you discover things like this ?

Assuming you mean Oreo biscuits, I think the following would be closer to reality :P


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oreoPurchase := 3
oreoEaten := 0
hospital :=0
WHILE 1 DO
oreoEaten = oreoEaten + 1;
oreoPurchase = oreoPurchase ^ 2;
IF oreoEaten > 256 THEN
hospital := 1;
END;
END;
Well... that escalated quickly ^^'
And in HP PPL it escalates instantly. :P The speed at which ClassPad II Basic gets executed might be closer to reality.
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2014, 02:19:57 pm »
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 12, 2014, 01:40:40 am
And in HP PPL it escalates instantly. :P The speed at which ClassPad II Basic gets executed might be closer to reality.
Lol at that one. :P
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2014, 08:55:35 pm »
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on November 11, 2014, 02:27:21 am
Quote from: Matrefeytontias on November 10, 2014, 02:30:36 pm
Today I learnt something : life is made of algorithms. I discovered one today, being a student in my own appartment :

Code: [Select]
while(oreo)
    oreo--;
Did you discover things like this ?

Assuming you mean Oreo biscuits, I think the following would be closer to reality :P


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oreoPurchase := 3
oreoEaten := 0
hospital :=0
WHILE 1 DO
oreoEaten = oreoEaten + 1;
oreoPurchase = oreoPurchase ^ 2;
IF oreoEaten > 256 THEN
hospital := 1;
END;
END;
Y U NO USE IFTE OR MAKELIST?!?!?! OPTAMAIZE!
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oreoPurchase := 3
oreoEaten := 0
hospital :=0
BEGIN f() oreoPurchase = oreoPurchase ^ 2; oreoEaten := oreoEaten+1; END;
MAKELIST(f(), O, 0, 255);
hospital := 1;
END;
« Last Edit: November 19, 2014, 11:40:25 pm by bb010g »
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2014, 12:42:28 am »
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2014, 05:48:50 am »
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#include "streetwalrus.h"
#include <life.h>
#include <time.h>

int main(void)
{
    while (streetwalrus_alive)
    {
        day_spend(geeky_stuffs);
        sleep(INSANELY_LATE_HOUR);
    }

    // Hopefully we don't reach this point anytime soon
    return streetwalrus_age;
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2014, 05:28:40 pm »
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2014, 05:30:38 pm »
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2014, 05:33:34 pm »
That moment while you really wish you got these jokes, and you kinda do, but you don't cause you can't code, and you wish you knew simple code like this.
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