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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2014, 05:37:56 pm »
If I cannot code
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2014, 03:05:05 pm »
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2014, 04:21:54 pm »
This needs to be inside an If storeName != Walmart block :P
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2014, 06:56:09 am »
Code: (c) [Select]
depression_points = {LIFE, SHYNESS, LIFE_CHOICES, LAZINESS, etc...}; // too many to list them.
while(has_projects_to()) {
    if(has_homework_to_do()) {
        if(has_important_project_to_do())
            program_on_small_project(rand()%num_small_projects());
    }
    else
        depressing_about_(depression_points, rand()%num_depression_points());
}
EDIT  :oh wait that isn't humourous nor a joke... WAit...

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while(it_wont_work()) {
    if(rand()&1)
        depress_about_it();
    else
        try_to_desesperatly_fix_it();
}

... Damn!
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2014, 02:35:21 am »
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2014, 04:47:58 am »
Those are great :D
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2014, 04:28:26 pm »
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2014, 04:35:25 pm »
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#define if(x) if(rand()%10 && (x))

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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2014, 12:34:22 am »
Quote from: Matrefeytontias on November 10, 2014, 02:30:36 pm
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while(oreo)
    oreo--;
Looking though this again, you could optimize:
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while(oreo--);
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2014, 02:28:15 pm »
Quote from: pimathbrainiac on November 20, 2014, 05:30:38 pm
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2014, 02:33:04 pm »
True statement. Except I didn't even mention it today...
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #26 on: December 24, 2014, 02:35:07 pm »
Quote from: pimathbrainiac on December 24, 2014, 02:33:04 pm
True statement. Except I didn't even mention it today...

That's where the "else if(num < 0.2)" comes in :P
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #27 on: December 24, 2014, 02:36:17 pm »
But the frequency is a lot less than that, Mr. "I am on Chief Delphi all the time and pimath knows it"

Also We messed up with Fantasy FIRST
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #28 on: December 24, 2014, 02:46:48 pm »
On a slightly more serious note, the MiniMax algorithm also applies to real life. But in order for it to work, you have to be good at predicting consequences and reactions, and you need an objective function, so it's very hard to ever actually use it.
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Re: Important life algorithms
« Reply #29 on: December 24, 2014, 05:32:01 pm »
Quote from: bb010g on December 24, 2014, 12:34:22 am
Quote from: Matrefeytontias on November 10, 2014, 02:30:36 pm
Code: [Select]
while(oreo)
    oreo--;
Looking though this again, you could optimize:
Code: [Select]
while(oreo--);
I think the compiler does that for you.

In both cases the outcome is:
while:
branch if oreo is zero: endwhile
oreo --
branch to while
endwhile:
« Last Edit: December 24, 2014, 05:35:29 pm by Keoni29 »
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