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Is your son a computer hacker?
« on: April 13, 2014, 01:22:39 pm »
http://adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

All these years using Lunix and dying my hair red, but I never knew the truth. This article enlightened me and I will be sure to turn myself in. Be sure to read the comments too.

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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2014, 01:32:56 pm »
have you dyed your hair red?

sweet :)

also, that article is pretty funny XD
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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2014, 01:54:40 pm »
have you dyed your hair red?

sweet :)

also, that article is pretty funny XD

No, I haven't, its just a reference to the article :P



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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2014, 01:55:53 pm »
oh, haha i thought you were serious

my gf dyed her hair purple :P
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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2014, 02:00:37 pm »
Phew. I dyed my hair green and use Ubuntu, which is Linux not Lunix, so everything is ok for me. Plus, I bought an ATI as a graphic card, not an AMD, and never asked my parents to change their ISP because I don't live in their house most of the time so I could choose one I like without asking them.
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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2014, 02:02:00 pm »
Not sure if that's serious. But if it is, what a bunch of bullshit.
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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2014, 02:13:28 pm »
Lunix is Little Unix for the commodore 64 :P
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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2014, 02:14:22 pm »
This is quite funny.

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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2014, 02:21:45 pm »
I always knew I was a computer hacker. I refuse to acknowledge the other meaning of the word Hacker though which is "internet/computer criminal". This is a misconception created by popular media.
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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2014, 02:54:32 pm »
Yeah, when ever my cousin tells people he hacks machines they always assume he's doing something illegal, which he doesn't do.
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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2014, 03:47:50 pm »
LOL the true meaning of hacking is cutting anyway. :P
Also, I /am/ a hacker and totally agree with Keoni. Hacking ain't pirating.

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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2014, 04:51:05 pm »
Seems like i'm a hacker now :P

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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2014, 08:14:58 pm »
That article gave me an aneurysm.

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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2014, 10:03:26 pm »
Luckily, I use Nvidia, I'm safe from being a hacker :D

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Re: Is your son a computer hacker?
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2014, 11:18:23 pm »
I almost stopped reading before finishing the first paragraph. >.<