Let me show you my mad rap skills! Sends the comp'tition runnin' to the hills!
You can't beat me! Only a fool couldn't see! I'm the great rapping king! Listen to me sing!

Here on this quaint little blue-scale site, the one and only programmer's delight,
You'll find RPGs and games en masse! Lots of fun things you just can't pass!
As if this site weren't great enough, we got Kevin Ouellet who knows his stuff!

DJ Omnimaga sits up high!
You can't possibly beat him, don't even bother to try!
He's made more than 13 awesome games, it's his undeniable claim to BASIC fame!
(Illusiat for the win, denying that is a sin!)

Beyond that we've got the birth of the Axe!
The parser that takes hybrid basic beyond the max!
The TI8x calcs just aren't for math anymore!
We've taken this beast, put pedal to the floor!

But we ain't just a site 'bout coding and gaming 8-bit!
If that's what you thought, get back here and sit!

We've birthed our own memes left and right!
You can't stay a day in Omni without one crossing your sight!
We've got "Netham is a lobster", a blue one at that,
and Iambian who's cherry flavored and makes a good hat!
We've got rickrolls and peanuts and the infamous game!
Oops I guess you all lost, now isn't that lame?

We're an amazing community, that's for sure, G!
Forever a haven, that's what we'll always be!
No worries of mass trolling or hatred or disdain!
A sense of peace is what we try to maintain!

Occasionally stuff happens and [censored] goes down,
Leaving us with a bitter taste and a scowl or frown!
But that ain't gonna tear us apart, no way!
It'll only make us a little stronger day by day!
We ain't just a community, no sir-eee!
We're brothers and sisters, you all and me!

And now it's time to bring this rap to an end.
The rap of Omnimaga as I have penned.
Time to take my bows and give thanks to you all!
This show has now ended and the curtains now fall.

WOW that's totally epic. There should totally be a song to go with this. Not a generic rap song, though, because it would feel a bit weird for an Omnimaga song using the founder's least favorite music style

Some rap with a different style in it, like this local song (one of the only two rap songs I like)

I give you over 9000 internets for this.

Wow!  I don't like rap, but you sir, are amazing

Thanks y'all

I agree that this could totally use a song behind it. Whenever I rap it aloud I typically go by a beat similar to the one used in the TTGL movie 2 version of "Row Row Fight the Power".

Oh, and.....
Vegeta! What does the scouter say about Tsukasa's internets level?!
IT'S OVER NINE THOOUUSAAAAND!
WHAT!? NINE THOUSAND?!

<+OmnomIRC> * DJ Omnimaga goes to bed and lolifies Subaru[G]
<+Subaru[G]> ack....
<+Subaru[G]> I'm.... a loli?
* +Subaru[G] hides herself in a giant impenetrable hamster ball to keep Genolo at bay ;

I believe.... this is also relevant `-`;;
And I don't think DJ has undone that so....

@TsukasaZX: Don't take this the wrong way, but your new profile pic seems dirty to me. o.o

@TsukasaZX: Don't take this the wrong way, but your new profile pic seems dirty to me. o.o

How so? O_o

Is it just me, or did you change your gender?  O.o

I changed the gender option because DJ lolified me

Shenanigans ftw

and Iambian who's cherry flavored and makes a good hat!

Best line ever.  Ever. 

Nice rap Subaru.