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Offline TheBassetHound

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Making up code for you habits
« on: May 23, 2013, 09:38:20 pm »
When I'm outside wearing a jacket, I always put my hands in my pockets. I walked out of school today, and tried to put my hands in my pockets. Then I thought, 'Wait...
:If temp<45 and coat=1
:prgmHANDSINPOCKET
:Else
:prgmHANDSDOWN
Coat=0 and temp is over 50... So no hands.'
A: I need a life, and
B: Have you ever had times like this? Can you come up with a makeshift program for your habits? Please let me know I'm not the only one who does this...
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Re: Making up code for you habits
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2013, 10:09:01 pm »
Temp and coat would have to be T and C, respectively, unless you're running 68k Basic, in which case the program calls would be hipocket() and hdsdown(), respectively. Even with the 83+ variant, you'll need to shorten the programs to prgmHIPOCKET and prgmHDSDOWN.
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Re: Making up code for you habits
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2013, 01:10:16 am »
Quote from: TheBassetHound on May 23, 2013, 09:38:20 pm
When I'm outside wearing a jacket, I always put my hands in my pockets. I walked out of school today, and tried to put my hands in my pockets. Then I thought, 'Wait...
:If temp<45 and coat=1
:prgmHANDSINPOCKET
:Else
:prgmHANDSDOWN
Coat=0 and temp is over 50... So no hands.'
A: I need a life, and
B: Have you ever had times like this? Can you come up with a makeshift program for your habits? Please let me know I'm not the only one who does this...
You forgot to End your If.
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Re: Making up code for you habits
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2013, 01:27:04 am »
def main():
   while(onComp):
      while(steamOpened):
         useSteam()

def useSteam():
   checkStore()
   game = chooseGame()
   play(game)

def checkStore():
   for game in catalogue:
      if game.onSale and game.getCost() <= $10:
         buy(game)
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Re: Making up code for you habits
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2013, 01:30:38 am »
When I get home...

door.unlock();
door.open();
if(!hairdressingsalon.open) door.lock();
schoolbag.get(laptop, plug);
plug.on(wall, laptop);
laptop.start();
laptop.exec("/usr/bin/google-chrome http://www.omnimaga.org/");
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Re: Making up code for you habits
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2013, 02:16:16 am »
def getHome():
    if !omnimaga:
        laptop.exec("firefox http://www.omnimaga.org")
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        laptop.exec("notepad++")
    else:
        laptop.exec("KSP")
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Re: Making up code for you habits
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2013, 06:57:03 am »
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#Axiom(RUNPRGM)

If FEELCLEVER
CODE()
ElseIf FEELADV
TWEAKLINUX()
Else
OMNI()
End

Return

Lbl CODE
RunPrgm(gedit TheGAME.z80)
While 1
!If rand^5
OMNI()
End
End
Return

Lbl TWEAKLINUX
RunPrgm(linux)
MessStuffUp
Return

Lbl OMNI
RunPrgm(chrome http://www.omnimaga.org)
While 1
End

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Re: Making up code for you habits
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2013, 04:10:25 pm »
gethome.c
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int main(void) {
  if (doorIsLocked()) {
    if (haveKey())
      unlockDoor();
    else {
      if (havePhone())
        callParents();
      else exit(1);
      }
    }
  }
  openDoor();
  if (!parentsPresent()) {
    SESSION* s = turnOnComputer();
    if (!isOpen(s, "chrome"))
      openPrgm(s, "chrome");
    check(s, "chrome", "http://www.omnimaga.org);
    }
  else {
    greetParents();
  }
}
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Re: Making up code for you habits
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2013, 04:55:56 pm »
while(true)
     sleep();
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Re: Making up code for you habits
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2013, 05:05:41 pm »
:"Bed"->Str1
:"Insomnia"->Str2
:"Me"->Str3
:DelVar Str2
:Str1+Str3

Just something I wish I could do :P
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Re: Making up code for you habits
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2013, 05:19:42 pm »
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while(teenager) {
    if(athome){
        if(withcompany){
            beLazy();
            getOnComputer();
        } else {
            beLazy();
            getOnComputer();
        }
    } else if(atschool) {
        school();
    } else if(atstore && withmom) {
        askForCandy();
    } else {
        doNothing();
    }
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Re: Making up code for you habits
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2013, 09:42:26 pm »
Quote from: epic7 on May 24, 2013, 04:55:56 pm
while(true)
     sleep();
My sentiments exactly.

Oh and another one:
:If inRoom=1and iPod=1
:iPod->dock
:End
:Else
:prgmWALKBACK
:End
:If Dock=1 and Sister=0
:putOn Pandora
:End
:If Sister=1
:prgmGTFO
:End
:Else
:End
:If Pandora=BrunoMars-Treasure
:prgmSING

And these aren't meant to be perfect, just FYI.
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Re: Making up code for you habits
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2013, 10:30:20 am »
lol, i was about to optimize and fix...
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Re: Making up code for you habits
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2013, 10:13:36 pm »
I am pretty bad at programming, but I'm taking a class this summer to fix that. I like people on Omni (and Ponies too [There, sorunome {and Streetwalker}]), you're all nice.

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Yay I like random :D ("I baked you a pie." "Oh boy! What flavor?" "Pie flavor.")
So... yeah
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Re: Making up code for you habits
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2013, 10:33:54 pm »
Quote from: TheBassetHound on June 05, 2013, 10:13:36 pm
(and Ponies too [There, sorunome])
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