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Re: Nikky simulator
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2012, 02:16:44 am »
Yeah, I saw that, I was O.O too :P
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Re: Nikky simulator
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2012, 02:34:23 am »
wut

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Re: Nikky simulator
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2012, 03:41:47 am »
lol :p
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Re: Nikky simulator
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2012, 03:58:46 am »
Actually I knew Travis was busy on this, but I though he stopped. I'm gonna put this soon on my calc.


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Re: Nikky simulator
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2012, 08:22:54 am »
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Re: Nikky simulator
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2012, 08:34:50 am »
Its on my calculator now. It's pretty much fun.
Also, does Nikky use the word "lamesauce" a lot? 'Cause this does
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-Evil... Just double post yourself. Netham... You don't stick Twinkies on top of your CPU to warm it. Because then they get sticky and melt.(I doubt that this one has a lot of random in it)
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Re: Re: Nikky simulator
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2012, 10:18:54 am »
I think it was based on #tcpa logs, so if he says that a lot there...

Anyway I bet it will be a killer app for the 89 >.>

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Re: Nikky simulator
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2012, 02:09:46 pm »
The twinkie one is admittedly a whole quote I threw in there as a unit. It came from an old #tcpa log or maybe the quote database.

I weighted certain terms like “lamesauce”, “sucks”, “fails”, etc. more than others to try to make it sound more like Nikky, though this statistically makes it a bit less random.

I also have suspicions that the rand/random functions in stdlib.h leave a bit to be desired in terms of randomness. I may try implementing a different PRNG algorithm to see if the results are better. I went through a large number of sayings during development and ended up hitting a ton of duplicated or highly similar quotes—a lot more than it seems I should have.
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Re: Nikky simulator
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2012, 02:19:20 pm »
Its grammar is slightly less good than Nikky, though. :P

Awesome lol. Actually it would be funny if this made ticalc.org front page news. ;D

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Re: Nikky simulator
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2012, 03:25:52 pm »
Well, It's really fun Travis. Although I don't know Nikky that well, I guess I'll learn to know him better now. :P


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Re: Nikky simulator
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2012, 04:06:24 pm »
You know, I've been here over two years and still don't really know Nikky. x.x

Btw, I just noticed, I've been here over two years now XD  :w00t:

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Re: Nikky simulator
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2012, 04:36:44 pm »
You know, I've been here over two years and still don't really know Nikky. x.x

Btw, I just noticed, I've been here over two years now XD  :w00t:
You have to hang out on Cemetech more. Or better, on #tcpa. (If he still trolls there.)

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Re: Nikky simulator
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2012, 06:14:33 pm »
yeah I see nikky often in cemetech
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Re: Re: Nikky simulator
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2012, 07:11:04 pm »
Yeah he was banned here because his trolling became rather spammy (although it was funny sometimes otherwise :P). He's often in Cemetech IRC. Idk if Tcpa is still active since its calc discussion was moved to Ti channel.