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Ok, this is a bit of a fail
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"We sell Texas Instuments graphing calculators, the kind you can synch with your computer to put simple programs onto them. A customer called up with a problem his kid was having. They had tried to download a couple programs to the calculator, but neither worked. After a bit more conferring, it transpired that they had tried to put Quake III and WinAmp on the thing.
I wonder how that kid thought he was going to listen to music on his calculator?" (quote from computer stupidites)
1. I think there is a quake for the calc
2. We can play music, using things like calcmod and mt3
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Re: Ok, this is a bit of a fail
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Well, now we know.
It's okay, qazz42.
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We can also play 8 bit sound on calculators, even though it requires 24 KB for about 4 seconds of sound
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wow
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Re: Ok, this is a bit of a fail
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It is kinda a 2 sided fail
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:| and that is all i have to say about that
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....... this is sad.
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That said, there is effectively a Quake game for calcs, though. One for 68K (Wolfeinstein 3D style, raycasting with grayscale) and a TI-BASIC one for the 83+ (probably the only really good pseudo-3D FPS in BASIC). I think the later is only in French, though.
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