A Government teacher once wrote on the board: "CURRENT EVENTS PUSHED TO THURSDAY (ORIGINALLY DUE TUESDAY)." So that's how the Congress operates
I've also seen a student project that said "Bill Clinton's father died three months after he was born in a traffic accident." Ambiguous references ftw (must have been one hell of an accident
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And supposedly there's a sign on a storefront in our city that says "Why go elsewhere to get cheated? Come here first." But I still haven't found that myself.