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Random screenshots
« on: January 08, 2010, 12:30:36 pm »
tell me what you see in this that doesn't belong
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Re: Random screenshots
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2010, 01:04:25 pm »
the google toolbar search "I see you o.O"


Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: Random screenshots
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2010, 06:09:01 pm »
YES! and its firefox on my school computers :P
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Re: Random screenshots
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2010, 09:16:44 pm »
over here, at first, school mac computers only had IE5.2 (mac had the worst IE ever, nothing loaded in it) and Netscape 4. They did not want us to install other browsers. Finally the year after, they decided to go with Safari for mac and for PC we had Firefox in addition to Netscape 7 and IE6

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Re: Random screenshots
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2010, 04:52:42 am »
In the local library, the computers have Firefox because users install and use it. (you can install on other folders than Program Files and depend on the installer used)

On school, the last time I saw, there was only IE but there was no easy short cut to it. You had to open explorer and type the site address and explorer turned to IE. ::)
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Re: Random screenshots
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2010, 05:12:12 am »
I hate when schools blocks every program from usage even Notepad x.x

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Re: Random screenshots
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2010, 08:31:44 pm »
guess :D
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Re: Random screenshots
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2010, 08:40:10 pm »
Posts: leet? lolwut?
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Re: Random screenshots
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2010, 09:41:01 pm »
Lol SMF hides so much stuff. First, the Book Of Unknown and Site Destroyed page, now 1337 users post counts, rumors about a geek post count (100K) and hidden emoticons O0,  >:D,  ^-^

What's next? :O

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http://www.omnimaga.org/index.php?action=about:mozilla
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Re: Random screenshots
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2010, 11:04:51 pm »
Eeemz!, you can't be 1337 forever... you have to go back to being <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc>BLUE</a>!

Yes I can :p

Ahhh how sneaky!!! My post got ninja'd!!!! |><| NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!11111oneoneoneONEOne
Eeemz the 1337 <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc>BLUE</a> ninja has struck again! O_o

*ZTrumpet laughes hard at Eeems's description.* O0
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Re: Random screenshots
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2010, 09:26:59 am »
rumors about a geek post count (100K)
That is not geek. That is spammer or spam bot post count. O.o

I had a good random print screen but I lost it.
It was when I saw a google cache about some calc site that showed a message like:
Be civilized and use a decent web browser with frames.

And I was using Firefox. :o
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Re: Random screenshots
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2010, 03:39:50 pm »
0.o
« Last Edit: January 12, 2010, 03:44:57 pm by Eeems »
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Re: Random screenshots
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2010, 03:47:59 pm »
lol wtf did you do?

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Re: Random screenshots
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2010, 03:49:07 pm »
grabbed the source and replaced a bunch of words with pr0n :P
I have the source in the zip if you want to look :P
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Re: Random screenshots
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2010, 03:50:19 pm »
Oh ok, lol

That was incredibly off-topic, though :P