Post any funny stories of things you've experienced.


Here's one:
One day, my family were at a Thai resteraunt. When my dad asked about general tso's chicken, him an I both thought the waitress said "Genitals chicken". When my dad asked about the chicken, she said the same thing. I was tempted to ask her if the general's chicken came with nuts. After she left, my dad bursted out with laughter. It was hilarious

When we were still living in Korea, we had a pretty old dog. One day, guests were over, so my parents were talking, and my dog suddenly came into the kitchen, started barking loudly, and just staggered and fell. We jumped up to take him to the vet, and we went in to the master's bedroom to find the shots record and everything for the dog. When we went in there, the floor was wet, and there were 2 cans of beer ripped open. Then, what we realized is that the dog drank 2 cans of beer and was sleeping XP