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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #135 on: May 09, 2012, 03:10:25 pm »
you have a conversation with yourself, attempting to fill the chatbox with your own name.

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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #136 on: May 09, 2012, 05:56:10 pm »
The awkward moment when one of your classmate shows up at school without his pants on.
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #137 on: May 09, 2012, 06:05:34 pm »
The awkward moment when one of your classmate shows up at school without his pants on.
True Story.
Did he have his underwear on?
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #138 on: May 09, 2012, 06:22:22 pm »
According to Yeong he did have his boxers on lol
The awkward moment when I walk in to the bathroom and someone just gets pants'd -_-
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #139 on: May 09, 2012, 07:20:41 pm »
The awkward moment when I walk into the bathroom and someone urinates with his pants down.

True story.
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #140 on: May 09, 2012, 07:40:32 pm »
When you have 69 respect D:
What's wrong with that...?
That awkward moment when someone doesn't know what 69 stands for.
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #141 on: May 09, 2012, 08:22:00 pm »
When you have 69 respect D:
What's wrong with that...?
That awkward moment when someone doesn't know what 69 stands for.
I would love to explain it, but I'm pretty sure I can't because of the NSFW factor. :\
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #142 on: May 09, 2012, 08:51:09 pm »
When you have 69 respect D:

When you realize that you also have 69 respect after laughing at this post


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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #143 on: May 09, 2012, 09:16:57 pm »
When you realize, it's not your life that's insane, it's your friends'.
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #144 on: May 09, 2012, 09:23:06 pm »
When you realize, it's not your life that's insane, it's your friends'.
When you realize, it's not your friends' life that's insane, it's your's.
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #145 on: May 09, 2012, 09:26:16 pm »
when you realize that, thanks to TVTropes, you have an intense urge to click the Edit Button any time you see something incorrect--even when it's not your post.
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #146 on: May 09, 2012, 09:27:35 pm »
When you realize that you are looking for the Edit button all the time.
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #147 on: May 09, 2012, 11:02:59 pm »
Well, on Omni you have two of them ;D

The awkward moment when one of your classmate shows up at school without his pants on.
True Story.
Did he have his underwear on?
That reminds me when I was kid and a parent living in the same appartment building as us let his kids go outdoors completely naked. That was kinda creepy, especially considering the area was filled with pedophiles. X.x


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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #148 on: May 09, 2012, 11:05:41 pm »

That reminds me when I was kid and a parent living in the same appartment building as us let his kids go outdoors completely naked. That was kinda creepy, especially considering the area was filled with pedophiles. X.x


People were allowed to go out naked where you lived?
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #149 on: May 10, 2012, 12:04:21 am »
No. If the parents were caught letting their kids do that, they would have gone into very deep troubles (their kids would probably have been taken away by youth protection and police). But weird stuff always happened at that place and the police was always there. X.x