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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #180 on: May 27, 2013, 11:12:27 pm »
When you realize a nonmonospaced font has ruined your ASCII art.
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #181 on: May 28, 2013, 04:33:37 pm »
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When you realize a nonmonospaced font has ruined your ASCII art.

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When you spent the last 10 minutes making that work ._.
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Late last night, Quebec was invaded by a group calling themselves, "Omnimaga". Not much is known about these mysterious people except that they all carried calculators of some kind and they all seemed to converge on one house in particular. Experts estimate that the combined power of their fabled calculators is greater than all the worlds super computers put together. The group seems to be holding out in the home of a certain DJ_O, who the Omnimagians claim to be their founder. Such power has put the world at a standstill with everyone waiting to see what the Omnimagians will do...

Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #182 on: May 28, 2013, 04:43:31 pm »
When you realize that you still don't own that game
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #183 on: May 31, 2013, 03:14:26 pm »
When you quit Omnimaga because your computer has so many filters on it and then come back because your 10 year old computer's motherboard's capacitors blow up because it is running at full CPU all the time because it has so many filters on it so you bought a new refurbished Dell Optiplex and write a run-on sentence about it.
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Also, when you write cheat codes and walkthroughs for a video game nobody plays and then accidentally make it popular!
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #184 on: May 31, 2013, 03:20:40 pm »
The following's gonna be kinda depressing and heart-breaking, so I'm gonna put it in a spoiler.

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One of the teachers died this week from cancer at 35, and I went to his funeral.
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #185 on: May 31, 2013, 03:24:39 pm »
aww... that's really awkward.
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #186 on: May 31, 2013, 03:26:05 pm »
Going back into his classroom must be kind of a bummer.
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #187 on: May 31, 2013, 04:58:15 pm »
Ouch. :(
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #188 on: May 31, 2013, 05:45:05 pm »
That reminds me of my welding professor back in High School. Halfway through Junior year he told us they had found black spots on his brain. Few months later, he was retired due to cancer. The next year, he died due to a stroke, iirc. We were one of his last classes.

I'm sorry to hear that, I know how it feels.
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Wait... This just in, the Omnimagians have sent the UN a list of demands that must be met or else the world will be "submitted to the wrath of Netham45's Lobster Army". Such demands include >9001 crates of peanuts, sacrificial blue lobsters, and a wide assortment of cherry flavored items. With such computing power stored in the hands of such people, we can only hope these demands are met.

In the wake of these events, we can only ask, Why? Why do these people make these demands, what caused them to gather, and what are their future plans...

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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #189 on: May 31, 2013, 07:10:26 pm »
When you've just sent an email, and then realize you have forgotten something in it.
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #190 on: June 03, 2013, 10:26:16 pm »
Wow... I'm sorry, Juju. Maybe I can lighten the mood a bit:
That akward moment when your dentist walks into the candy store. True story.
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #191 on: July 30, 2013, 06:30:58 am »
That awkward moment when you wanna mess with your Raspberry Pi and you realize you don't have an SDHC reader anywmore. <_<
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #192 on: August 01, 2013, 04:56:24 am »
The awkward moment when you desperetley try to get through a spam protects in pony.......
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Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #193 on: August 01, 2013, 06:04:23 pm »
The awkward moment when you wnat to chat and suddenly notice you are typing in a js debug console.
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Re: Re: The awkward moment when...
« Reply #194 on: August 01, 2013, 06:21:38 pm »
The akward moment when Sorunome double-posts within 2 days, but to you it looks like a single day double post

Or when your little bro gets mad then tears down the Nintendo Powerfest 1994 cartridge (SNES) you just bought on Ebay after drowning it in the toilet bowl.
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