Author Topic: The general funny website/picture/movie thread, Revived from the old Omnimaga forums  (Read 88956 times)

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 THE POST 11273735
Now this was some skills!  


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wow, just wow  


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not a big simpsons fan, but that guy has skillz...

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 THE POST 11288771
funny stuff: see second part of Demon/FMR/Pyro's signature  


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 THE POST 11361458
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Nice, Linux can ;)wink.gif.  


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 THE POST 11379534
LOL

btw a friend of mine at work has pretty great linux wallpapers and images, only thing is that I will not post them here because Omnimaga doesn't allow porn  


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fun, yeah, we do have to watch out for those little kiddies.  

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 THE POST 11387976
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"The N G Troll Song"
Copyright 1997 DRMJ
(sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Dashing through the posts; laughing all the way.
Making people pissed; running from their flames.
Pulling all their strings; giving them a fit.
Calling them a name or two, 'cause I don't give a s***!

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I wonder if this is a real song o.oblink.gif


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 THE POST 11401287
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1. Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C - TWICE
2. Chuck Norris is the Domain Controller
3. Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0
4. Chuck Norris can ping 256.256.256.256 and get a reply.
5. Chuck Norris can hack into ANY bank with his palmtop.
6. Chuck Norris' computer boots into Windows XP Pro even though only DOS 6.2 is installed.
7. Chuck Norris' email address is ChuckNorris. He IS the internet domain.
8. Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon
9. Chuck Norris is Dr Watson
10. format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC
11. Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC
12. Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error
13. Machine code is another name for Chuck Norris language
14. Chuck Norris CPU doesn't have a fan
15. Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive
16. Chuck Norris invented the internet
17. Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad
18. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & thats how we got ADSL
19. Chuck Norris's Dot matrix printer prints photos - in colour
20. Chuck Norris uses Notepad as a database
21 Chuck Norris' PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound
22. Chuck Norris monitor has no glare...no-one glares at Chuck Norris
23. Chuck Norris can edit PDF files
24. Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands
25. Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Naspter
26. Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail
27. Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard
28. Chuck Norris can program a MAC with excel macros
29. Chuck Norris website has never had a hit - Nobody hits Chuck Norris
 


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 THE POST 11401343
Some people making up (horrible :Ptongue.gif) Chuck Norris jokes on IRC.

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Chuck Norris makes his assembly programs with only an IDE
WRONG

chuck norris writes in binary only
ides are for lazy people
laziness isn't a trait that chuck norris would support
No.