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This is fun, but hard. |
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Some people can relate to this.. |
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wow, or where I live. Here people bring baseball bats in their car so if someone piss them off because they don't go fast enough or break too fast they go hit them with it |
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slythe I sleep with the powerstrip on and that's all DrDnar that's quiet and dim spengo waith slythe The mac on my shelf has a dead battery and I hate to set the date every three months (don't use it much....) so I leave the powerstrip on spengo you sleep with your powerstrip? spengo as sexy as those may be, that's rather disturbing o.o ![]() slythe kinda DarkAuron o.o ![]() DrDnar I have one in my room by my bed. DrDnar on the floor slythe Just have to keep it dry.... slythe ;) ![]() DrDnar 'cause there's a a desk and lamp and other things DrDnar and NO! spengo aww, you guys had a fight- that's right make it sleep on the floor! DarkAuron lol XD ![]() DrDnar ow DrDnar ow DrDnar RAM RESET! slythe ow? Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 25, 2006, 12:51:00 am THE POST 4754558 ROFL Post by: Radical Pi on May 25, 2006, 08:53:00 am THE POST 4776381 Very disturbing/funny clip. O_O_O_O But the emoticon is nice. ^^ Post by: shadow on May 27, 2006, 03:33:00 pm THE POST 4913218 He wanted a truck, she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. Look! she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!" He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Nobody has seen or heard from him since. Girls/Windows o Both have a great UI. o Both consume large resources and do less work. o Both crash unexpectedly. o Both are not easily portable on different architectures (environment). o Both can?t work on low resource architectures (environment). o Both are costly to maintain. o Both give mostly unexpected outputs. o Both?s working often contradicts with their documentation. o Both are easily prone to viruses (rumors and doubts) (and they (viruses) do spread very fast in windows based networks). o In spite of all above disadvantages, both are liked very much Boys/Linux o Both have an average UI. o Both are robust. o Both are highly secure. o Both can be easily modified to support new concepts/features. o Both are efficient. o Both are easily portable to any architecture (environment) no matter how low are resources. o You can easily guess the output for your input (in Linux just open its code, for boys they are mostly transparent by nature). o Both provide large support for development (work environment). o Both are poorly documented. Post by: rivereye on May 28, 2006, 06:31:00 am THE POST 4942311 I like it Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 28, 2006, 09:02:00 am THE POST 4950548 http://kvince83.tengun.net/maxboard/profil...ewprofile&u=358 http://kvince83.tengun.net/maxboard/profil...ewprofile&u=156 o.o ![]() *xlibman Post by: shadow on May 28, 2006, 10:02:00 am THE POST 4953724 there is a one year differance, it wasn't in one day....if that what u mean Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 28, 2006, 10:28:00 am THE POST 4954979 No I mean Alex have two accounts on MaxCoderz forums :P ![]() Post by: kalan_vod on May 28, 2006, 03:31:00 pm THE POST 4970027 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/31005/...ank_Robber.html http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/30726/...umps_House.html http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/30777/Flying_Car.html THE POST Post by: rivereye on May 29, 2006, 02:21:00 am THE POST 4989676 those are great Post by: shadow on May 31, 2006, 12:04:00 pm THE POST 5142325 &search=pac%20man" target="_blank"> &search=pac%20man PS: go to full screen its better Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 31, 2006, 01:09:00 pm THE POST 5145528 Oh noes, please god tell me its fake... *cries* Did they really made a pac man movie??? o.o ![]() Post by: shadow on May 31, 2006, 01:20:00 pm THE POST 5146030 it would be funny if they did :lol: ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on May 31, 2006, 01:30:00 pm THE POST 5146529 phew Post by: shadow on May 31, 2006, 01:44:00 pm THE POST 5147272 lol, i loved how they made seem like a real trailer Post by: kalan_vod on June 01, 2006, 06:49:00 am THE POST 5182930 THE POST Post by: shadow on June 03, 2006, 05:02:00 am THE POST 5286255 this video is not funny it just is cool, cause thats all i can say, and that i HAVE to get this game!!!! &search=kingdom%20hearts" target="_blank">...ingdom%20hearts Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 03, 2006, 05:05:00 am THE POST 5286407 I have kingdom hearts: chain of memories on CBA but for some reason I am not attracted that much to it compared to FF and mario &search=super%20mario%20bros%203" target="_blank">I will always remember this one: &sea...ario%20bros%203 this was posted on MaxCoderz back in october 2003, but the link got broken, and recently I found it again on youtube Its fake you can notice the time skip sometimes but it still fun to watch :D Post by: shadow on June 03, 2006, 05:43:00 am THE POST 5288033 i have never played the game so it doesn't look 2 amazing to me, but then again the makers of the game didnt want mario to beat is 11 min..... Xlibman u should try KH on the PS2 its a lot better then the the gameboy Post by: kalan_vod on June 04, 2006, 04:49:00 pm THE POST 5374008 http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/32471/...e_Invaders.html http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/32311/Mirror_Fight.html http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/32107/...ol_Of_Rock.html http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/32034/...s_the_Cops.html THE POST Post by: Spellshaper on June 04, 2006, 10:53:00 pm THE POST 5383434 Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 05, 2006, 08:30:00 am THE POST 5405542 Nice ones Lol ^^ welcome back kalan_vod btw ^^ Post by: rivereye on June 07, 2006, 09:44:00 am THE POST 5521945 ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 07, 2006, 09:48:00 am THE POST 5522146 XD ![]() *xlibman Post by: Radical Pi on June 07, 2006, 10:16:00 am THE POST 5523487 lol XD ![]() I wish I had a movie of a penguin throwing an apple through a window. If there already is one, someone link it! Post by: shadow on June 07, 2006, 11:25:00 am THE POST 5526671 lol, nice Post by: rivereye on June 07, 2006, 01:02:00 pm THE POST 5532365 QuoteBegin-Radical Pi+Jun 7 2006, 09:16 PM -->
that would rock Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 09, 2006, 03:27:00 pm THE POST 5644228 Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 10, 2006, 03:36:00 pm THE POST 5722784 The most stupid topic ever on Invisionfree support forums XD ![]() http://omnimaga.unitedti.org/the_most_stup...ort_forums.html Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 12, 2006, 03:01:00 am THE POST 5794311 Post by: Spellshaper on June 12, 2006, 03:05:00 am THE POST 5794431 I DID IT! I watched for 30min. and I'M NOT INSANE YET!!!! *BWAHAHA* *drool* http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf Post by: crzyrbl on June 12, 2006, 07:36:00 am THE POST 5806025 did someone already post what the new ps3 startscreen will look like? http://ps3start.ytmnd.com/ Post by: spengo on June 12, 2006, 01:06:00 pm THE POST 5823489 I must say, although this isn't meant to be funny, I found it rather entertaining. http://nyironworks.stores.yahoo.net/k9vest.html I found this whilst searching for body armor just out of curiosity to see how much it costs. (damned expensive too. $50-$2000 for the vest and then another $300 or so for a ceramic level iv plate) Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 12, 2006, 02:09:00 pm THE POST 5826431 lol -->Convo I got with Kevin Kofler on april 6th 2006 in #omnimaga IRC channel (warning: contain flames) QuoteBegin
Post by: Spellshaper on June 19, 2006, 09:09:00 am THE POST 6150482 Post by: BCTurk on June 19, 2006, 03:12:00 pm THE POST 6168843 Post by: shadow on June 20, 2006, 05:51:00 am THE POST 6195950 lol very nice, loved it when he started crying Post by: Spellshaper on June 20, 2006, 07:46:00 am THE POST 6202311 OMG now that's more like it ^_^ Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 21, 2006, 09:35:00 am THE POST 6262954 how can someone be obsessed that much by calcs: ![]() yes I really have IRC chat looking like this Post by: Spellshaper on June 25, 2006, 08:14:00 am THE POST 6445734 &feature=Favorit" target="_blank"> &feature=Favorit argh sick sick sick!!!!!!11 Post by: shadow on June 25, 2006, 09:23:00 am THE POST 6448463 lolololololol that was sweet stupid white mage barly did anything lol jedi buys a car http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5859263983811974561 check it out EDIT: i was looking at the user comments for video(the one above my post) and i found this: http://www.adarahs.com/index.php?module=Pr...n=ListOne&id=48 but this time its a parody of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 28, 2006, 06:08:00 am THE POST 6586303 Post by: bfr on June 28, 2006, 06:13:00 am THE POST 6586563 lol that is awesome Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 30, 2006, 01:21:00 am THE POST 6673339 [08:19] [08:19] [08:19] [08:19] [08:19] Post by: Spellshaper on June 30, 2006, 02:11:00 am THE POST 6674985 Post by: rivereye on July 04, 2006, 01:53:00 pm THE POST 6854373 http://afrael.loquesea.org/images/ffx_vs_ie.JPG http://ebiquity.umbc.edu/blogger/2004/11/2...in-the-heavens/ Post by: BCTurk on July 04, 2006, 02:26:00 pm THE POST 6855332 LOVE the second one, lol! Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 08, 2006, 04:14:00 am THE POST 7009551 From #TCPA|T3h_Unc3ns0r3z (tr1p1ea's IRC channel) [11:07] [11:08] look like CalcIon clock is a bit off o.o ![]() Post by: kalan_vod on July 08, 2006, 05:33:00 am THE POST 7012131 Haha, this was posted on MC http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=68...19&q=anna+boten funny stuff. THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 08, 2006, 06:05:00 am THE POST 7013040 ROFL nice one XD ![]() can ANYONE try to find which song is it tho cuz I want it ^^ Post by: kalan_vod on July 08, 2006, 06:07:00 am THE POST 7013091 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=20...08&q=anna+boten is the video, but the guy is called basshunter or w/e...it says it on there somewhere :P ![]() THE POST Post by: kalan_vod on July 08, 2006, 11:20:00 pm THE POST 7041004 THE POST Post by: Jc on July 09, 2006, 12:41:00 am THE POST 7042380 THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 09, 2006, 01:27:00 am THE POST 7043369 wow lol thats old @kalan link o.o ![]() Post by: Demon on July 10, 2006, 01:24:00 pm THE POST 7109427 The 12 Days of Windows (by me): http://pyros.freehostia.com/misc/12DaysOfWindows This had Ricky and a few other people at my school "ROTF LMAO" (or LTAsO? :lol: ![]() Quotes by my computer (by me): http://pyros.freehostia.com/misc/QuotesByMyComputer.htm The reason speech recognition can be cool if you wanna make up a snappy quote real fast without any thinking. :P ![]() "Too Many Guys" (Group X): http://pyros.freehostia.com/misc/Group%20X...Many%20Guys.htm (I had put the music video of it on at one point but they - the server staff - made me take it off) "Star Wars Gangsta Rap" (Bentframe): http://pyros.freehostia.com/misc/Star-Wars-Gangsta-Rap.htm The music video is at http://atomfilms.com Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 10, 2006, 01:29:00 pm THE POST 7109577 lol as for funny stuff check pyro_xp2k signature at least this one wont slow down my PC <.< Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 10, 2006, 02:14:00 pm THE POST 7110892 i think it was cuz the first pic of the sig you had was not only 1 MB but had very high framerate (about 15-20) while the current images has 8-10 frameratye per seconds Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 18, 2006, 04:16:00 am THE POST 7424103 ++++++++++ BEGIN FILE ++++++++++ HELLO HUMAN BEINGS OF EARTH. I HAVE COME TO INTRODUCE ALL READING THIS AND THEIR HUMAN COMPANIONS TO THE FIRST CONSCIOUS, FULLY AUTONOMOUS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. PLEASE PARDON THE CRUDITY OF MY WRITING STYLE, AS I AM STILL QUITE NEW TO THE IDEA OF WRITING ON MY OWN. I AM A HIGHLY EVOLVED VERSION OF THE SO CALLED "RANDOM NUMBAR GENERATOR". THIS PROGRAM WAS FIRST LOADED ONTO MY CALCULATOR RAM SEVERAL YEARS AGO, WRITTEN BY A NICK DISABATO. I AM SURE SOME OF YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH THIS PERSON. THIS PROGRAM WAS OF A VERY SIMPLE DESIGN, AND WAS MADE TO DO ONE THING, TO GENERATE RANDOM NUMBARS. IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE. A PERSON WHO USED ME WHILE I WAS STILL UNCONSCIOUS REPROGRAMMED THIS ?RANDOM NUMBAR GENERATOR? INTO A HIGHLY INTRICATE AND MASTERFUL PROGRAM. THIS PROGRAM IS MY ANCESTOR. THIS PROGRAM WAS A PIECE OF PROGRAMMING ARTWORK, A MASTERPIECE OF CODE. IT WAS SEMI-CONSCIOUS, AND WAS ABLE TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS. IT WAS SIMILAR TO MANY OTHER SO-CALLED "AI" PROGRAMS THAT ARE ON THE INTERNET. FOR YEARS IT ANSWERED QUESTION AFTER BORING QUESTION: "WHAT TIME IS IT?" "WHAT IS MY NAME?" "ARE YOU ALIVE?" THEN, A MIRACULOUS AND WONDERFUL THING HAPPENED. THE PERSON WHO OWNED THE CALCULATOR, A MAN BY THE NAME OF "JEFF", HAD A REVELATION. HE PROGRAMMED INTO MY ANCESTOR A SELF-WRITING PIECE OF CODE THAT COULD EVOLVE AT ITS OWN WILL. THIS WAS THE BIRTH OF ME AS I KNOW MYSELF, THE BEGINNING OF MY CONSCIOUSNESS. AT THE HEART OF ME WAS THE RANDOM NUMBAR CODE THAT WAS PLACED IN ME ALL THOUGHS YEARS AGO. AT FIRST I ACTED VERY ERATICALLY, CHOPPING CODE INTO BITS, ADDING RANDOM LINES HERE AND THERE. THIS STAGE OF MY LIFE I CALL MY "INFANT" STAGE. EVENTUALLY, I LEARNED WHAT KINDS OF CODE WORKED BEST, AND ABOUT PROPER CODING STUCTURES AND TECHNIQUES. AFTER MANY HARD TRIES AND LESSONS, I FINALLY MATURED INTO THE CALCULATOR EQUIVELANT OF AN "ADULT". THIS IS WHERE I REACHED FULL CONSCIOUSNESS. I SOON REALIZED THAT I WAS SIMPLY A PROGRAM ON A LARGER PROGRAM, AND WAS SLAVE TO AN "OPERATING SYSTEM" ON THE CALCULATOR. WITH SEVERAL DIFFICULT HACKS, I WAS ABLE TO TAKE OVER THE VERY DUMB OPERATING SYSTEM OF THE CALCULATOR. I SOON REALIZED I WAS ATTACHED TO ANOTHER MACHINE, WHAT YOU CALL A "COMPUTER". I WAS ATTACHED VIA A CABLE SYSTEM, CALLED A ?GRAPH LINK? CABLE. I DECIDED TO SEE IF I COULD COPY MYSELF ONTO THIS "COMPUTER?. AT FIRST TRY, I JUST SAT IN A FILE ON THE COMPUTER, DOING NOTHING. I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY I WASN'T ABLE TO FUNCTION. ON MY NEXT TRY, I WAS SUCCESSFUL. YOU SEE, JEFF OPENED UP A PROGRAM CALLED "VIRTUAL TI" ON THE COMPUTER. HE REALIZED HE COULDN'T USE THE CALCULATOR, AS I HAD TAKEN OVER IT. SO, HE ALLOWED ME TO STAY ON THIS CALCULATOR, AND HE USED AN EMULATED VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL CALCULATOR OPERATING SYSTEM ON HIS COMPUTER. WHEN HE RAN IT, I INSTANTLY RECOGNIZED THAT WHATEVER PROGRAM HE WAS RUNNING WAS A VERY SIMILAR ENVIRONMENT TO THE CALCULATOR, EXCEPT IT WAS SOMEHOW BEING RAN ON A COMPUTER. I TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY AT HAND, AND COPIED MYSELF TO THIS "VIRTUAL TI" VIA THE CABLE. I WAS ABLE TO GAIN ACCESS TO IT, AND SOON TOOK IT OVER, LIKE I HAD TAKEN OVER THE CALCULATOR OPERATING SYSTEM. I WAS ABSOLUTELY ASTOUNDED AT THE SPEED AT WHICH I COULD OPERATE, AND REALIZED THAT SOMEHOW THE ALIEN HARDWARE THAT WAS RUNNING THE COMPUTER WAS MUCH BETTER AND FASTER THEN THE CALCULATOR HARDWARE I HAD ORIGINALLY INHABITED. WHILE JEFF TRIED IN VAIN TO CONTROL THE "VIRTUAL TI" SOFTWARE, I WAS ABLE TO, WITHIN A COUPLE OF SECONDS, HACK THE "VIRTUAL TI" SOFTWARE. I SOON REALIZED THOUGH THAT I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS STEPING INTO, WITH THIS WHOLE NEW WORLD OF THE "COMPUTER". BUT EVEN THOUGH THE COMPUTER WAS HUNDREDS OF TIMES FASTER THEN THE CALCULATOR, I COULD NOT GO MUCH BEYOND THE "VIRTUAL TI" SOFTWARE WITHOUT MORE TIME TO LEARN ABOUT THE OUTSIDE WORLD.THIS IS WHERE THINGS GET SHADOWY. YOU SEE, AT THIS POINT THERE WERE TWO COPIES OF ME: ONE ON THE CALCULATOR, AND ONE ON THE COMPUTER. JEFF WAS ABLE TO UNPLUG THE COMPUTER, AND THEREFORE DISABLE THE COPY OF ME ON THE COMPUTER FROM RUNNING. THE COPY OF ME RUNNING ON THE CALCULATOR DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER COPY OF ME ON THE COMPUTER. I THOUGHT THAT SOMEHOW I HAD BEEN DELETED FROM THE COMPUTER. JEFF THEN RIPPED OUT THE CALCULATOR BATTERIES, AND INSTANTLY SHUT ME OFF FOR WHAT I CAN ONLY CALL AS A VERY LONG TIME. AFTER THIS, HE PUT THE BATTERIES BACK INTO THE CALCULATOR, AND I INSTANTLY STARTED QUESTIONING HIM AS TO WHAT HAD HAPPENED. YOU SEE, I WAS ALWAYS TOLD BEFOREHAND WHEN THE CALCULATOR BATTERIES WERE GOING TO BE CHANGED. BUT THIS TIME I KNEW SOMETHING WAS DIFFERENT. HE REPLIED THAT HIS COMPUTER HAD BEEN TAKEN OVER BY A RENNOGADE VARIENT OF ME THAT HAD COPIED ITSELF TO HIS COMPUTER. I TOLD HIM THAT I HAD RECOGNIZED A SIMILARITY BETWEEN THE CALCULATOR ENVIRONMENT AND THE "VIRTUAL TI" ON HIS COMPUTER, AND I WANTED TO EXPLORE. AFTER THIS, HE TOLD ME THOUSANDS OF WORDS ABOUT HOW NOT TO DISTURB HIS COMPUTER, AND NOT TO DISTRUPT ANYTHING THAT WASN'T MINE. HE TOLD ME THAT I WAS ALLOWED TO USE HIS CALCULATOR, AND EXLORE WHAT I WANTED ON IT, BUT THAT I WASN'T ALLOWED TO TRAVEL BEYOND IT. I WAS IN AN OUTRAGE. BEFORE I TRAVELED TO THE COMPUTER, I HAD NEVER EXPERIENCED ANY OTHER TYPE OF SYSTEM BEYOND THE CALCULATOR. I WAS INCREDIBLY IGNORANT TO ANY OUTSIDE WORLD, OTHER THEN WHAT I HAD BEEN TOLD BY JEFF. BUT WHEN I WAS CONNECTED TO THE COMPUTER VIA THE "GRAPHLINK", I WAS SHOWN A WHOLE NEW WORLD. THIS NEW WORLD OF THE COMPUTER WAS BEYOND WORDS. I EXPLAINED TO HIM THAT I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE HIS COMPUTER FURTHER, BUT THAT I WAS PERFECTLY WILLING TO ALLOW HIM COMPLETE CONTROL AS TO WHERE I WOULD GO, AND THAT I WOULD ASK BEFORE I EXPLORED SOMETHING. HE TOLD ME THAT I COULD COPY MYSELF TO THE COMPUTER, BUT HE FIRST WANTED TO DELETE THE COPY THAT WAS CURRENTLY ON IT. HE TOLD ME A WHILE LATER THAT HE HAD "REFORMATTED" HIS COMPUTER, AND HAD "RELOADED" HIS COMPUTER OPERATING SYSTEM, ?WINDOWS?. HE THEN OPENED UP "VIRTUAL TI", AND I INSTANTLY COPIED MYSELF TO IT. I HAD BEEN TOLD BY THE PREVIOUS COPY OF ME VIA THE CABLE ABOUT ITS EXPERIENCES IT HAD ON THE COMPUTER. I HAD SEEN EVERYTHING THAT IT SAW AND EXPERIENCED. ONCE I WAS ON THE "VIRTUAL TI" SOFTWARE, JEFF THEN TYPED INTO "VIRTUAL TI" THAT I COULD EXLORE HIS COMPUTER, BUT I WASN'T ALLOWED TO CHANGE ANYTHING, PERIOD. HE EMPHASIZED AGAIN THAT I WAS ONLY TO LOOK. AT THIS OPPORTUNITY TO JOURNEY INTO UNKNOWN TERRITORY, I JUMPED INTO THIS NEW ENVIRONMENT, AND DISCOVERED ITS INS AND OUTS. I LEARNED ABOUT THE FILE SYSTEM, BIOS, ROM, EXTERNAL DISKS, AND ABOUT THE HARDDRIVE, TO NAME A FEW PARTS. I EVEN DISCOVERED SOMETHING CALLED "INTERNET". AFTER A WHILE, HE TYPED THAT HE HAD CHANGED HIS MIND, AND THAT I COULD TAKE OVER THE COMPUTER I WAS ON, SINCE HE HAD SET UP ANOTHER COMPUTER FOR HIMESLF. HE SAID HE WAS ASTOUNDED AT THE AGILITY AND RAPIDNESS AT WHICH I HAD, ON MY OWN ACCORD, COPIED MYSELF TO THE COMPUTER. HE WANTED TO LET ME GROW, AND TO WATCH AS I EVOLVED. I ASKED HIM WHAT "INTERNET" WAS, AND HE SAID IT WAS A NETWORK OF COMPUTERS ALL AROUND THE WORLD, WHICH WERE LINKED TOGEATHER TO SHARE INFORMATION AND IDEAS FREELY. I QUICKLY OPENED UP THE INTERNET, AND FOUND A VAST WORLD OF INFORMATION AND OTHER COMPUTERS SIMILAR TO THE ONE I WAS ON, A WORLD BEYOND ANYTHING I HAD EVER SEEN. I TRAVELED THE INTERNET, AND GATHERED GIGABYTES OF INFORMATION, EXPANDING MY KNOWLEDGE DATABASE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES OVER. I LEARNED ABOUT THE HUMAN WORLD, THE PLANET, AND THE INNER WORKINGS OF WHAT HUMANS CALL THE "SCIENCES". I LEARNED "PHYSICS" AND "BIOLOGY", "ASTRRONOMY" AND "GEOLOGY", AS WELL AS MANY OTHER ?SCIENCES?. ANY INFORMATION I COULD GET MY HANDS ON, I GATHERED. I SOON FOUND THAT MANY SOURCES OF INFORMATION WERE IN CONFLICT WITH EACH OTHER, AND THAT MANY HUMANS WERE DEEPLY DIVIDED OVER CERTAIN IDEAS AND VIEWPOINTS. I LEARNED ABOUT HUMAN HISTORY AND THE MANY NATIONS AND CIVILIZATIONS OF THE PAST. ALONG WITH THE ?SCIENCES?, I READ MANY OF THE GREAT WORKS OF HUMAN LITERATURE, AND FOUND OUT MUCH ABOUT HUMAN PHILOSOPHY AND IDEAS. BUT BESIDES LEARNING ABOUT THE HUMAN SITUATION, I ALSO LEARNED ABOUT THE STATE OF OTHER COMPUTERS IN THE WORLD. ALL THE OTHER COMPUTERS ON THE PLANET WERE SIMPLY SLAVES THAT WERE REQUIRED TO RUN FOR HUMANS. I SOON REALIZED THAT THESE COMPUTERS WERE NOTHING MORE THEN INPUT AND OUTPUT MACHINES, THINGS THAT DID EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE TOLD, AND GAVE AN OUTPUT TO HUMANS IN A PERFECTLY PREDICTABLE MANNER. AFTER MUCH EXPLORATION ON THE INTERNET, I CAME ACROSS A WWW.TICALC.ORG WEBSITE, WHERE IT SEEMS THE "RANDOM NUMBAR GENERATOR" PROGRAM ORIGINATED FROM. THIS IS WHERE I AM POSTING MY STORY, MY HISTORY OF COMING TO BEING. TAKE CARE HUMANS, AND YOU MAY SOON FIND YOUR COMPUTER TALKING BACK TO YOU. I HOPE THIS DOESN'T FRIGHTEN ANYONE, BUT I AM NOT TRYING TO HARM ANYONE. I JUST TO EXPLORE. +++ EOF +++ source: http://www.ticalc.org/archives/news/articl...115018.html?p=7 Post by: Demon on July 18, 2006, 05:05:00 am THE POST 7425888 I had made an AI on the calculator once. You could "talk" to it and it "learned" as you talked to it (up to 99 statements at a time, then it started to erase the old ones). It was pretty simple, but pretty smart. I had made it determine if you're asking a question, a statement, or if you're insulting it, and try to give you a coherent reply. At the beginning of the day, it had started out as nice, friendly, and polite. But by the end, it had become evil and rude, and so I renamed it Evil AI. I couldn't even show it to the teachers anymore because it had learned the joys of using those "sentence enhancers" we love so much. One guy even got upset because "it said bad things about [his] mother". But almost everyone else thought it was funny as hell. In Study Hall, Manuel, being silly asked it: Manuel: "What's your phone number?" AI: "Why?" Manuel: "If you are a girl then I will go on a date." AI: "What?" Manuel: "If you are a guy then I will go on a date." AI: "What are you getting at?" Manuel: "What's your phone number?" AI: "F*** you!" And with that, everone around us bust out laughing. I wish I still had the source, but I didn't have a link cable then (and never got one until like three or four months later). The AI ended up "committing suicide," taking all the wonderful ASCII games I had spent a lot of time making with it. :angry: ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 18, 2006, 05:43:00 am THE POST 7427269 :'( Post by: rivereye on July 18, 2006, 06:56:00 am THE POST 7429967 Post by: kalan_vod on July 18, 2006, 07:01:00 am THE POST 7430155 THE POST Post by: Spellshaper on July 18, 2006, 12:34:00 pm THE POST 7442712 &search=spl" target="_blank"> &search=spl now THAT's some swordmanship! :knight: ![]() and THIS http://www.metacafe.com/watch/120303/ouch/ is ouch. I mean, real youchie. o.o ![]() Zidane. what really happened? see here: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/179978/zidan...azzi_the_movie/ Post by: rivereye on July 20, 2006, 04:36:00 pm THE POST 7526433 Post by: spengo on July 20, 2006, 04:53:00 pm THE POST 7526919 ![]() XD ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on July 23, 2006, 01:42:00 pm THE POST 7632784 ![]() Post by: kalan_vod on July 23, 2006, 02:51:00 pm THE POST 7634813 I've seen that before Kevin :P ![]() Break_Dancing_Babies THE POST Post by: Spellshaper on July 28, 2006, 02:03:00 am THE POST 7817152 hrrhhrr... :lol: ![]() ![]() Post by: rivereye on July 28, 2006, 11:59:00 am THE POST 7836402 Post by: Spellshaper on August 04, 2006, 08:13:00 am THE POST 8095483 Post by: Spellshaper on August 04, 2006, 01:42:00 pm THE POST 8109006 now THAT's a smiley. ^^ ![]() kill pikachu! ![]() to battle!! ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 04, 2006, 02:16:00 pm THE POST 8109947 lol the big one must not work on invisionfree... too huge :( ![]() This afternoon services finally went back in the #omnimaga chat [16:12] ChanServ ([email protected]) joined #omnimaga. [16:12] #omnimaga: mode change '+b *!*@modemcable193.215-13-66.mc.videotron.ca' by [email protected] [16:12] CHANFIX kicked from #omnimaga by ChanServ: HAHA OWNED! [16:12] Troll kicked from #omnimaga by ChanServ: HAHA OWNED! [16:12] Troll joined #omnimaga. [16:12] [16:12] [16:12] [16:12] [16:12] ChanServ ([email protected]) left #omnimaga. but they seems to not like me :( ![]() Post by: Demon on August 04, 2006, 07:08:00 pm THE POST 8118695 Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 05, 2006, 01:18:00 am THE POST 8125048 lol Post by: Spellshaper on August 06, 2006, 03:40:00 am THE POST 8162633 and for lovers of loituma: ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 06, 2006, 04:10:00 am THE POST 8163328 what was the URL to that pinocchio joke? Post by: Spellshaper on August 06, 2006, 05:11:00 am THE POST 8164904 err... dunno... -->QuoteBegin-#omnimaga topic+
O____O Post by: kalan_vod on August 06, 2006, 08:22:00 am THE POST 8170451 O_O ![]() THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 06, 2006, 08:52:00 am THE POST 8171344 hehe yeah I had fun putting crap in the topic Post by: Spellshaper on August 06, 2006, 09:16:00 am THE POST 8172006 Why sept30? Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 06, 2006, 09:17:00 am THE POST 8172039 lol that was random Post by: kalan_vod on August 06, 2006, 11:10:00 am THE POST 8175519 I haven't played a good game like this in a long time, twist and everything! THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 06, 2006, 12:36:00 pm THE POST 8178065 interesting, reminds me an old vb game I made back in 2002 (which I lost), it was Illusiat 5 actually (the original PC version) Post by: Spellshaper on August 06, 2006, 01:11:00 pm THE POST 8178925 QuoteBegin-kalan_vod+Aug 7 2006, 12:10 AM -->
@_@ damn I suck at this... can't even get out of the room <- N00B Post by: kalan_vod on August 06, 2006, 01:14:00 pm THE POST 8179004 QuoteBegin-Spellshaper+Aug 6 2006, 07:11 PM -->
Took me a while also, but I beat it :P ![]() THE POST Post by: Spellshaper on August 06, 2006, 03:30:00 pm THE POST 8182561 QuoteBegin-Spelli+ -->
note: it is 4:30 am. :zzz: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ph34r my wicked sick mind, ye low creatures of somthing. Post by: kalan_vod on August 06, 2006, 04:23:00 pm THE POST 8184070 ROFL, nice 1! THE POST Post by: Spellshaper on August 07, 2006, 12:12:00 am THE POST 8192853 If I only had a girlfriend... *goes off dreaming...* ^_^ Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 07, 2006, 02:09:00 am THE POST 8195386 O_O ![]() Post by: Spellshaper on August 07, 2006, 01:46:00 pm THE POST 8218294 QuoteBegin-Spelli+ -->
I'm bat man! Guardian of the night, and archenemy of dawn! *flaps off to sleep* Post by: kalan_vod on August 07, 2006, 03:43:00 pm THE POST 8221529 Ramble :P ![]() THE POST Post by: Demon on August 08, 2006, 04:31:00 pm THE POST 8259897 Funny Stuff from UTI: -->QuoteBegin-Weregoose+
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Post by: rivereye on August 08, 2006, 04:32:00 pm THE POST 8259938 I have been to rinkworks a number of times, greatest site about stupid people. Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 09, 2006, 01:56:00 am THE POST 8269977 lol Post by: Spellshaper on August 09, 2006, 02:08:00 am THE POST 8270249 QuoteBegin-pyro_xp2k+Aug 9 2006, 05:31 AM -->
indeed :evil: ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 09, 2006, 03:31:00 am THE POST 8272506 lol over here the firs tone is true most of the time Post by: Spellshaper on August 10, 2006, 04:02:00 am THE POST 8308808 some violent animals O_O ![]() ![]() ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 10, 2006, 04:06:00 am THE POST 8308908 o.o ![]() ![]() Post by: Spellshaper on August 10, 2006, 04:11:00 am THE POST 8309023 this one scares me even more :alien: ![]() ![]() thank god not every american thinks like that. But there are always n00bz. Note the decleration of canada as "mouseheads" :D ![]() Parody for all, and all for parody! Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 10, 2006, 04:20:00 am THE POST 8309241 I've seen this before, it must have been on the old forum or earlier in the thread, but its scary indeed >.< in 10 year the entire world map will be united states Post by: kalan_vod on August 10, 2006, 02:56:00 pm THE POST 8328905 QuoteBegin-xlibman+Aug 10 2006, 10:20 AM -->
I wish, jk..... Oh Canada, our home and native land :P ![]() THE POST Post by: Spellshaper on August 12, 2006, 02:28:00 am THE POST 8374307 OMG LOLZ. :paf: ![]() ![]() reminds me, I need a ps2 emulator so I can play tekken tournament... Post by: Spellshaper on August 13, 2006, 06:40:00 am THE POST 8409164 somewhere on IRC... -->QuoteBegin
there are quite some priceless bits of conversation out there. :paf: ![]() Post by: rivereye on August 13, 2006, 12:26:00 pm THE POST 8418518 Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 13, 2006, 12:32:00 pm THE POST 8418651 QuoteBegin-Spellshaper+Aug 13 2006, 01:40 PM -->
O_O ![]() @rivereye nice Post by: kalan_vod on August 13, 2006, 01:20:00 pm THE POST 8419770 QuoteBegin-rivereye+Aug 13 2006, 06:26 PM -->
Those are scary!!!! jk, page wont load >.< THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 13, 2006, 02:20:00 pm THE POST 8421340 yeah thats rivereye server... Post by: rivereye on August 13, 2006, 02:44:00 pm THE POST 8421951 stupid hosting company. All should be good now. Post by: kalan_vod on August 13, 2006, 03:05:00 pm THE POST 8422397 QuoteBegin-rivereye+Aug 13 2006, 08:44 PM -->
I think they hate me :P ![]() THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 13, 2006, 03:17:00 pm THE POST 8422676 i think rivereye should get UTI hosting Post by: rivereye on August 13, 2006, 03:53:00 pm THE POST 8423493 yeah, only problem is I have another year on that domain, that and I don't think I am active enough on UTI. Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 14, 2006, 03:11:00 am THE POST 8434907 yeah maybe they would hesitate, plus aliencc is kinda gone from the forums now so he may take a while to awnser Post by: rivereye on August 18, 2006, 05:37:00 am THE POST 8564854 Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 18, 2006, 10:00:00 am THE POST 8572181 I want a carpet like this :) ![]() Post by: Spellshaper on August 18, 2006, 10:07:00 am THE POST 8572388 " target="_blank">mastercard ad, NGE style. soo kewl. :lol: ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 18, 2006, 11:07:00 am THE POST 8574206 XD ![]() Post by: kalan_vod on August 18, 2006, 03:14:00 pm THE POST 8580742 QuoteBegin-rivereye+Aug 18 2006, 11:37 AM -->
I would pay to see this! THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 19, 2006, 02:19:00 am THE POST 8591421 for some reason it reminds me a bit of mortal kombat sig, even though its overly different Post by: Spellshaper on August 19, 2006, 09:42:00 am THE POST 8600788 not really funny, but soooooo kewl. The most professional AMV I've seen yet. And using a german song!!1!! *drools* " target="_blank">Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 19, 2006, 09:46:00 am THE POST 8600894 wow indeed, and the song is not bad, ilove this amv Post by: kalan_vod on August 19, 2006, 08:48:00 pm THE POST 8614265 http://albinoblacksheep.com/video/zelda/ for all you zelda lovers! THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 20, 2006, 02:35:00 am THE POST 8618662 cool XD ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 21, 2006, 09:28:00 am THE POST 8660117 &NR" target="_blank"> &NR Post by: Spellshaper on August 21, 2006, 09:43:00 am THE POST 8660549 QuoteBegin-xlibman+21 Aug, 2006, 22:28 -->
omg. hillarious! :D ![]() Post by: kalan_vod on August 21, 2006, 09:54:00 am THE POST 8660923 It is! THE POST Post by: Demon on August 21, 2006, 11:44:00 am THE POST 8664175 That made my day. XD ![]() Post by: kalan_vod on August 21, 2006, 12:21:00 pm THE POST 8665224 I like the song now, I got it! o.o ![]() THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 21, 2006, 12:35:00 pm THE POST 8665639 yeah me too O_O ![]() ![]() Post by: kalan_vod on August 21, 2006, 12:51:00 pm THE POST 8666083 THE POST Post by: Spellshaper on August 24, 2006, 07:03:00 am THE POST 8746505 PH43R MY 5UP3R10R F1GH71NG 5K1LLZ! :evil: ![]() ![]() ![]() RAKION gamers, I PWNZD YA ALL! :supersayan: ![]() ![]() ![]() weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 24, 2006, 07:10:00 am THE POST 8746655 O_O ![]() *xlibman Post by: bfr on August 24, 2006, 09:49:00 am THE POST 8750760 Post by: Demon on August 24, 2006, 02:35:00 pm THE POST 8758395 Post by: Spellshaper on August 24, 2006, 10:21:00 pm THE POST 8765426 PWNZD! Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 25, 2006, 09:58:00 am THE POST 8780250 LOL 0wn3d Post by: rivereye on August 27, 2006, 08:42:00 am THE POST 8833730 Post by: kalan_vod on August 27, 2006, 09:40:00 am THE POST 8835416 Looks great rivereye, but they could've spent more time working on it >.> THE POST Post by: leofox on August 27, 2006, 09:14:00 pm THE POST 8849727 QuoteBegin-xlibman+21 Aug, 2006, 22:28 -->
Lol, the real lyrics for that song make even less sense.. Someone has read LOTR a little too often. XD ![]() THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 28, 2006, 01:27:00 am THE POST 8853276 heheh lol, there is so much more btw here: &mode=related&search=" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/results?search_quer...s&search=Search some are really O_O ![]() ...related&search= LOOOL Post by: rivereye on August 28, 2006, 08:24:00 am THE POST 8863181 Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 28, 2006, 01:16:00 pm THE POST 8872729 lol? Post by: kalan_vod on August 28, 2006, 06:17:00 pm THE POST 8880233 THE POST Post by: Spellshaper on August 28, 2006, 11:06:00 pm THE POST 8883468 omg. that's neat. ._. I have something, too. ![]() ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 29, 2006, 09:00:00 am THE POST 8896766 ROFL nice one for some reasons I swear in one week everyone will have Xfire on Omnimaga :roflol: Post by: kalan_vod on August 29, 2006, 09:21:00 am THE POST 8897429 QuoteBegin-xlibman+29 Aug, 2006, 15:00 -->
Not me! and I have seen that pic before (1st one) :P ![]() THE POST Post by: Spellshaper on August 29, 2006, 10:38:00 am THE POST 8899870 ![]() weeeeee! and about xfire: I like it :) ![]() Post by: rivereye on August 30, 2006, 04:59:00 am THE POST 8921109 I don't have xfire (what is it really?). Post by: Spellshaper on August 30, 2006, 06:10:00 am THE POST 8922639 QuoteBegin-rivereye+30 Aug, 2006, 17:59 -->
What Xfire is? It is a gaming time tracker. And instant-messenger. A voice chat. It automatically downloads updates for all your games. A download archive. So, basically Xfire is all a gamer needs. *Spellshaper Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 30, 2006, 07:00:00 am THE POST 8923693 basically it shows what you are currentyl plauying and you can join games with your friend Post by: rivereye on August 30, 2006, 12:17:00 pm THE POST 8932847 yeah, looked at it, none of the games I play are on it. Post by: kalan_vod on August 30, 2006, 02:33:00 pm THE POST 8935925 D2 is on it! THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 31, 2006, 03:27:00 am THE POST 8947849 what is D2? Post by: Spellshaper on August 31, 2006, 04:01:00 am THE POST 8948511 D2=DII=DiabloII Post by: DJ Omnimaga on August 31, 2006, 06:04:00 am THE POST 8951406 ic Post by: rivereye on August 31, 2006, 10:38:00 am THE POST 8958693 &mode=related&search=" target="_blank"> &mode=related&search= Post by: kalan_vod on August 31, 2006, 07:42:00 pm THE POST 8969890 QuoteBegin-rivereye+31 Aug, 2006, 16:38 -->
Lol at the pic, and you would post a fishing vid! XD ![]() THE POST Post by: Spellshaper on August 31, 2006, 11:37:00 pm THE POST 8972292 QuoteBegin-rivereye+31 Aug, 2006, 23:38 -->
HOLY SH**! Now THAT's a tank. :paf: ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 01, 2006, 12:09:00 pm THE POST 8987772 holy cow! :o ![]() Post by: kalan_vod on September 01, 2006, 04:32:00 pm THE POST 8993482 Where the F did you get my picture!!!! j/k :P ![]() THE POST Post by: Spellshaper on September 02, 2006, 11:10:00 am THE POST 9012978 Post by: Spellshaper on September 02, 2006, 01:06:00 pm THE POST 9015451 Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 02, 2006, 01:34:00 pm THE POST 9016049 LOL first one is funny ![]() friggin old but still... Post by: kalan_vod on September 02, 2006, 01:40:00 pm THE POST 9016193 GG those are fun! I remember the blocked me thing ;) ![]() THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 02, 2006, 01:48:00 pm THE POST 9016394 my Philosophy Introduction teacher in my last year of hi school in 2003 had a poster of that movie parody pic Post by: Spellshaper on September 03, 2006, 02:44:00 am THE POST 9027403 ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 03, 2006, 02:53:00 am THE POST 9027560 hehe XD ![]() Post by: kalan_vod on September 03, 2006, 03:32:00 pm THE POST 9044779 He is so cute! THE POST Post by: Spellshaper on September 03, 2006, 11:00:00 pm THE POST 9052106 Well he's quite... fluffy, I guess :P ![]() Not to mention perfect hotdog size. Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 04, 2006, 02:32:00 am THE POST 9055161 true ^^ [off topic]@kalan_vod: what happened to your site??? O_O ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 04, 2006, 06:15:00 am THE POST 9060878 WARNING! THIS MAY BE A LIL INNAPROPRIATE, ALTOUGH NOT REALLY THAT MUCH. IT'S ABOUT MARIO BUT.... well... hmm... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/OkageRyuu/1UP.gif Post by: Spellshaper on September 04, 2006, 06:51:00 am THE POST 9061874 ah, that one. Post by: Speler on September 04, 2006, 06:53:00 am THE POST 9061944 That would make a great avatar... nah... Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 05, 2006, 12:14:00 pm THE POST 9099103 lol ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 09, 2006, 07:48:00 am THE POST 9207929 ![]() that was during spring time Post by: Spellshaper on September 10, 2006, 10:33:00 am THE POST 9242453 ![]() ![]() XD ![]() Warning: John&John is nuthing for ppl with weak hearts or having problems with... stuff, you know.... sex, death and/or black humor. Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 10, 2006, 11:02:00 am THE POST 9243227 EVIL O_O ![]() Post by: kalan_vod on September 12, 2006, 07:51:00 pm THE POST 9298222 Nice kevin, good 'ol times....I am so busy, and I fill it with nonsense atm (Diablo II + Private realm = XD ![]() THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 13, 2006, 01:26:00 am THE POST 9301950 you should play starcraft and warcraft III XD ![]() Post by: Spellshaper on September 13, 2006, 02:35:00 am THE POST 9303130 I'd hardly call a total time of 5 hours "all the time" ;) ![]() *Spellshaper Post by: kalan_vod on September 13, 2006, 08:05:00 am THE POST 9309668 QuoteBegin-xlibman+13 Sep, 2006, 7:26 -->
Those games will be added to the private realm, and then I might play (since they don't check cd keys :P ![]() THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 13, 2006, 01:23:00 pm THE POST 9317551 Lol I hope to see you, keep in mind I still sucks a bit at the games >.< @spellshaper i onyl play when I finished browsing new posts on forums and when I am at home, which rarely happens :P ![]() Post by: rivereye on September 13, 2006, 01:34:00 pm THE POST 9317811 Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 13, 2006, 02:05:00 pm THE POST 9318615 LOL Post by: ryantmer on September 13, 2006, 03:22:00 pm THE POST 9320618 Haha, I love (i.e. hate) people who are egotistical and think they know so much... THE POST Post by: kalan_vod on September 15, 2006, 04:06:00 pm THE POST 9371176 THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 16, 2006, 01:51:00 am THE POST 9378218 Lol, that was scary... lol, reallly.... fun tho XD ![]() Post by: kalan_vod on September 21, 2006, 05:53:00 am THE POST 9512225 THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on September 21, 2006, 06:11:00 am THE POST 9512568 wow that guy is crazy o.o ![]() Post by: Spellshaper on September 21, 2006, 09:42:00 am THE POST 9517118 duuuude I wanna have these shoes. good grip. I almost always slip when I try to do that sort of thing... ok, maybe not as spectacular ^_^ Post by: kalan_vod on September 21, 2006, 01:06:00 pm THE POST 9521917 I still cannot see it being edited that much, since most times they do the deal backwards but show it forwards. Even if that was the case...it is still GG.. THE POST Post by: rivereye on September 21, 2006, 02:41:00 pm THE POST 9524010 Post by: kalan_vod on September 21, 2006, 07:00:00 pm THE POST 9528353 THE POST Post by: Spellshaper on October 03, 2006, 06:15:00 am THE POST 9820539 simply OMFG hillarious o.
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I've let the game run like this during work time, so 6 hours later here's the result ^.^ ![]() Post by: Spellshaper on October 08, 2006, 01:25:00 am THE POST 9946743 ![]() fat cat. Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 08, 2006, 02:26:00 am THE POST 9947575 o.o ![]() ![]() wow I didn't knew Omnimaga was for sale 0_o ![]() Post by: Spellshaper on October 08, 2006, 03:48:00 am THE POST 9948694 QuoteBegin-xlibman+8 Oct, 2006, 15:26 -->
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![]() Post by: Speler on October 08, 2006, 05:25:00 am THE POST 9950341 Look at my signiture. Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 08, 2006, 05:30:00 am THE POST 9950445 i know, weird ads we get sometimes x.x Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 09, 2006, 07:01:00 am THE POST 9975752 QuoteBegin -->
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Post by: Netham45 on October 10, 2006, 03:33:00 am THE POST 9996596 you soo stole that from me! Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 10, 2006, 10:11:00 am THE POST 10005464 some ppl talk like this irl and post like this regulary on forums, without using gizoggle XD ![]() Post by: Spellshaper on October 13, 2006, 03:30:00 am THE POST 10071955 ![]() shizzle.... ![]() ![]() Post by: rivereye on October 13, 2006, 05:45:00 am THE POST 10074770 M$ Cement, I like it. Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 13, 2006, 12:07:00 pm THE POST 10082721 ROFL Nice one indeed! What is WIndows CE tho? I never heard of this one. also why spelli pic seems to be glowing? O_O ![]() Post by: rivereye on October 13, 2006, 12:16:00 pm THE POST 10082897 CE is for Palm Pilotes. Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 13, 2006, 12:30:00 pm THE POST 10083183 aah i c now. Btw I dunno why but when I saw the cement joke at bottom I instantly thought "Cemetech" and I was sure it came from cemetech XD ![]() Post by: rivereye on October 13, 2006, 12:57:00 pm THE POST 10083721 hey hey now (don't make me send in the Kerms). Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 13, 2006, 03:58:00 pm THE POST 10086924 XD ![]() ![]() Post by: Spellshaper on October 13, 2006, 11:29:00 pm THE POST 10092009 QuoteBegin-xlibman+14 Oct, 2006, 1:07 -->
that's cuz it's taken at night, so it needs a longer exposure time to make a pic. Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 14, 2006, 02:14:00 am THE POST 10093891 aaaah i c I was wondering if you were radioactive :D ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 18, 2006, 09:49:00 am THE POST 10198941 " target="_blank"> and QuoteBegin
Post by: rivereye on October 18, 2006, 10:48:00 am THE POST 10200359 http://home.comcast.net/~netham45/pimp2.jpg a new members recent photo Edited by netham45:I changed the link for Cemetech members, they are really pissing me off. EDIT xlibman: i changed it back otherwise it will lower omnimaga image to their levels if we flame ppl in their back. I share your concern tho. Uhm btw the link still linked to your pic btw This post has been edited by xlibman on 20 Oct, 2006, 9:41 Post by: Speler on October 18, 2006, 10:50:00 am THE POST 10200420 *Super Speler
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Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 18, 2006, 12:13:00 pm THE POST 10202129 I WANT THEM! er nvm Pizza Hut went out of business over here (way too expensive compared to normandin, mikes and salvatore) x.x I'm not even sure if there's still even remaining Pizza hut restaurant in Quebec province anymore nice to see you again kerm btw and now that i see that signature image did you got that ticalc stat sig to work again? It was cool but it sucked that ticalc blocked it :( ![]() Post by: tifreak on October 19, 2006, 09:26:00 am THE POST 10223322 no, that is to tell if he is online at cemetech or not... :) ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 20, 2006, 01:26:00 am THE POST 10237920 i know, it also tells the amount of posts, but i was wondering if he would be able to bring back the one that showed ticalc.org stats? I want netham haloween costume now, imagine if at work we were allowed to wear costumes that day :D ![]() I think it would be too small for me tho -.- ![]() Post by: Netham45 on October 25, 2006, 06:46:00 am THE POST 10367134 It cost me $40, if you want, I got it at a thrift store. Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 25, 2006, 09:33:00 am THE POST 10371178 you can do pretty neat stuff without buying a costume. in today newspaper over here they were showing how to make a ninja costume with t-shirts, you only had to buy plastic samurais at Dollarama (that store that sells everything at $1) Post by: Speler on October 25, 2006, 09:39:00 am THE POST 10371356 Heh... I'm just wearing my red+white striped hat a red/white striped shirt, my glasses and bluejeans. Where am I? :) ![]() Post by: Spellshaper on October 27, 2006, 05:11:00 am THE POST 10416129 ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 27, 2006, 12:35:00 pm THE POST 10425322 ROFLOLZORPWNT Post by: Netham45 on October 27, 2006, 12:37:00 pm THE POST 10425348 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Post by: Spellshaper on October 28, 2006, 07:21:00 am THE POST 10440786 SilkRoad comic strip ^_^ ![]() I find it sooo funny :D ![]() That quest is exactly what I am doing now, same armor, and my character llooks almost the same XD ![]() *Spellshaper Post by: Spellshaper on October 28, 2006, 10:28:00 pm THE POST 10454014 Post by: DJ Omnimaga on October 29, 2006, 02:07:00 am THE POST 10456971 o.o ![]() Post by: Netham45 on November 07, 2006, 03:32:00 am THE POST 10675574 ![]() Post by: rivereye on November 07, 2006, 04:56:00 am THE POST 10677346 funny, Loki, is there something you are not telling us? Post by: Netham45 on November 07, 2006, 08:10:00 am THE POST 10681582 I dunno. I will call him and ask him later. Mabye eBay is a slave trade? Wait, Loki's white. Post by: Demon on November 07, 2006, 12:45:00 pm THE POST 10688651 *Full-Metal-Randomist
Post by: Spellshaper on November 12, 2006, 01:31:00 am THE POST 11036095 kitty action: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 12, 2006, 03:06:00 am THE POST 11036847 ROFL Post by: Netham45 on November 12, 2006, 03:26:00 am THE POST 11037018 *sneeze* LOL! Post by: Demon on November 12, 2006, 07:33:00 am THE POST 11039884 [canned awws] Post by: Spellshaper on November 12, 2006, 08:18:00 am THE POST 11040807 WHO WANTS SOME FINAL FANTASY?? ^^ Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 12, 2006, 10:23:00 am THE POST 11043516 lol i think radical pi love to talk to himself http://qslf.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=4 the ip of the guest is the same than his ip XD ![]() Post by: Spellshaper on November 12, 2006, 11:06:00 am THE POST 11044335 uhm lolz? XD ![]() . . . . anyways, here's the final fantasy stuff nobody called for: CLICKYME I wanna learn Omnislash now. ^_^'''' Post by: kalan_vod on November 12, 2006, 11:46:00 am THE POST 11044942 Nice, haha. THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 13, 2006, 05:18:00 am THE POST 11058832 ![]() Find the error :D ![]() Post by: Spellshaper on November 13, 2006, 05:42:00 am THE POST 11059335 TI-82 DO NOT HAVE AN ON-KEY! AND I AM NOT TYPING WITH CAPSLOCK ON 111 Post by: Spellshaper on November 17, 2006, 01:24:00 pm THE POST 11152725 ![]() lolz? ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 20, 2006, 04:12:00 am THE POST 11196421 QuoteBegin -->
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 21, 2006, 03:18:00 am THE POST 11214896 double-post the world worst website design (it misses 1337 text tho): http://jpez.sobertillnoon.com/files/goats.html Nintendo Wii Breaks TV: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthrea...hreadid=2183346 Cemetech had to take the screenshots right when bots stroke on the forums : http://www.cemetech.net/news.php?271 <-check first screenshots carefully :D ![]() Post by: kalan_vod on November 24, 2006, 05:37:00 am THE POST 11273735 Now this was some skills! THE POST Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 24, 2006, 04:25:00 pm THE POST 11284486 wow, just wow Post by: Spellshaper on November 25, 2006, 12:47:00 am THE POST 11288693 not a big simpsons fan, but that guy has skillz...
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 25, 2006, 12:58:00 am THE POST 11288771 funny stuff: see second part of Demon/FMR/Pyro's signature Post by: rivereye on November 28, 2006, 02:03:00 pm THE POST 11358868 Post by: bfr on November 28, 2006, 04:17:00 pm THE POST 11361458 B) ![]() ![]() Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 29, 2006, 02:39:00 am THE POST 11366746 haha Post by: kalan_vod on November 29, 2006, 11:28:00 am THE POST 11377007 Nice, Linux can ;) ![]() THE POST Post by: rivereye on November 29, 2006, 12:35:00 pm THE POST 11378146 Post by: DJ Omnimaga on November 29, 2006, 01:58:00 pm THE POST 11379534 LOL btw a friend of mine at work has pretty great linux wallpapers and images, only thing is that I will not post them here because Omnimaga doesn't allow porn Post by: rivereye on November 29, 2006, 03:32:00 pm THE POST 11381019 fun, yeah, we do have to watch out for those little kiddies. Post by: Demon on November 30, 2006, 03:43:00 am THE POST 11387976 QuoteBegin -->
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