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The revolutionary program that will change the history of calc programming
« on: May 02, 2012, 02:22:33 am »
Yes... I've done it. This is the program that will shock the whole world. :w00t:

I've implemented the greatness of quadratic solver with the awesomeness of randInt( command!

Now one quadratic equation will give many many different answers! WOW a humongous non-linear endings for BASIC program!1  *.*

Sitting at only 97 bytes of code, and taking over 300 hours of coding and optimizing2, download this amazing program right now and share it to others! They'll thank you forever, guaranteed!3



Spoiler For Spoiler:
1it can even throw errors
2300 hours divided by 6000 minutes
3not guaranteed at all
« Last Edit: May 02, 2012, 02:27:31 am by jsj795 »
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Spoiler For funny life mathematics:
1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
2. OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
3. SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
6. LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Girls = Time * Money (Girls are a combination of time and money)
Time = Money (Time is money)
Girls = Money squared (So, girls are money squared)
Money = sqrt(Evil) (Money is also the root of all evil)
Girls = sqrt(Evil) squared (So, girls are the root of all evil squared)
Girls = Evil (Thus, girls are evil)
*Girls=Evil credit goes to Compynerd255*

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Re: The revolutionary program that will change the history of calc programming
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2012, 02:44:26 am »
Lol
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Re: The revolutionary program that will change the history of calc programming
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2012, 02:49:33 am »
Best Program Ever.
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Re: The revolutionary program that will change the history of calc programming
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2012, 09:25:51 am »
lol
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Re: The revolutionary program that will change the history of calc programming
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2012, 09:44:14 am »
Only 97 bytes?
O_O
THIS IS AMAZING!!1!1
ALSO, I'M GRATUITOUSLY USING CAPS LOCK :P
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Re: The revolutionary program that will change the history of calc programming
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2012, 10:14:31 am »
I think I lawl'd.
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Re: The revolutionary program that will change the history of calc programming
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2012, 05:21:34 pm »
The topic really does fit the program :D
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Re: The revolutionary program that will change the history of calc programming
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2012, 11:42:56 pm »
man it's so legendary I don't deserve to put such a program into my calc. :P
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