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What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
« on: May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm »
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It will gush down through your esophagus, neutralize your stomach acid, crack open your liver and pancrea, enlarge your small intestine, shrink your large intestine, make a coffee jello to block your anus, turn your eyes pink, and out-stretch your tongue.

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SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE :P
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2011, 10:23:34 pm »
Hmm...

Sounds Delicious!  :P
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Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sause?
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2011, 12:08:01 am »
Sounds like it'll make you forget how to spell "sauce" :P
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Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sause?
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2011, 07:10:23 am »
woops. Fixed XP
(If you find any of the grammar/spelling error in my post, feel free to "criticize them. That way, I can learn faster.)
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Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2011, 04:14:53 pm »
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm
It will gush down through your esophagus
Don't all liquids do that?

Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm
neutralize your stomach acid
So I won't be able to digest anything? D:

Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm
crack open your liver and pancrea
Ow my tummy hurts...


Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm
enlarge your small intestine, shrink your large intestine
So it's reversing my intestine types.

Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm
make a coffee jello to block your anus
That's not healthy.

Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm
turn your eyes pink
So it's chemically reacting with my various eye juices? Sweet.

Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 05, 2011, 10:19:55 pm
and out-stretch your tongue.
My tongue is long enough already. And how will this work?
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Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2011, 07:13:31 pm »
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 06, 2011, 07:10:23 am
woops. Fixed XP
(If you find any of the grammar/spelling error in my post, feel free to "criticize" them. That way, I can learn faster.)

;) missed a second quotes there ;D
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Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2011, 07:45:45 pm »
D:
Seriously?
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Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2011, 08:01:56 pm »
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 06, 2011, 07:45:45 pm
D:
Seriously?

well, you asked for us to point out ANY mistakes you make ^-^
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Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2011, 08:05:44 pm »
oh great...
Now I'll be going to get spamned by "You got this wrong" ... XP
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CRANBERRY SAUCE / (THE GAME * 0)
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2011, 08:39:43 pm »
Quote from: yeongJIN_COOL on May 06, 2011, 08:05:44 pm
Now I'll be going to get spamned by "You got this wrong" ... XP

Now I will receive spam saying, "You got this wrong!"  8) (jk)

EDIT: I like how you spelled, "spamn".  :P
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Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2011, 08:40:56 pm »
I will destroy your brain with mah new BrainMezzer :P
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« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2011, 08:45:06 pm »
Spamn!  I don't destroy mah cranberry-flavored brain! D:
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Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2011, 10:52:08 pm »
Godspamnit!
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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2011, 12:53:51 am »
Wow, that must be some strong coffee :P
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Re: What happens when you drink a coffee with soy sauce?
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2011, 01:17:39 am »
It's so strong, it pours itself!
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