Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg bitten off by a shark?

IT'S OK! HE'S "ALL RIGHT" NOW!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

-Jake the dog

So our beloved Québec mayor, King Régis I, made a call for bids for the paintjob of the future Québec Nordiques arena. 3 companies replied, among them a Québécois.

The first one called for 3M$. 1M$ for cheap workforce, 1M$ for cheap paint and 1M$ for cheap scaffolds. The second one called for 6M$, 2M$ for the best quality of each of the above items. The Québécois called for 9M$. He said to the mayor, "3M$ for me, 3M$ for you and 3M$ to make the first company do the job"

lolol

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

How does a physicion prove all odd numbers greater than 1 are primes?
How does a mathematition prove all odd numvbers greather than 1 are primes?

A Mathametition, a Physition and a Engeneer are in a hotel.

Suddenly a fire bursts.
The Engeneer wakes up, sees the fire extenguisher and puts out the fire. After that he goes happily to bed.

Another fire bursts.
The Physition wakes up, sees the fire extenguisher, calculates the minimum amount of extinguishing foam needed puts out the fire and goes happily to bed.

Another ifre bursts.
The Mathemetition wakes up, sees the extinguisher, looks at the fire and thinks 'Ok, we already solved this problem before' and goes happily to bed

hehe

What is green and runs through the forest?

Two skyscrapers are sitting while a strom in the basement.
The smaller one says "I'm afraid"
The bigger one says, don't be scared, during night it is colder than outside