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Okay okay my 'joke' has something to do with 'Yeong'

Here's two
A teacher told Tiny Tim to recite the alphabet, and so he started.
"a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z" he recited.
The teacher, listening carefully asked him where is the letter p, tim?
and he answered

An old man walked into a tax collector's office with a lawyer. The lawyer told the tax collector not to bet with him, but as soon as he said that, the old man said that he wanted to bet 1.5 grand that he could bite his eye. The tax collector agreed, then the old man took out his glass eye, and bit it. A couple minutes later, the old man said that he bets double what he made that he could bite his other eye. The tax collector said ok, since he thought that the old man couldn't have 2 glass eyes and still see. The old man took out his dentures and bit his good eye. The tax collector, by now has lost 4.5 grand to betting. A couple more minutes after that, the old man said that he could bet 10 times what he earned (45 grand) to stand 10 feet away from the trash can, and pee in to it with out missing a single drop on his desk. The tax collector was sure that he couldn't do it, so he agreed. The old man dropped his pants, peed, but didn't get a single drop in to the trash can, and peed all over the tax collector's desk. The tax collector, extremely excited, saw the lawyer crying and awestruck. So, he asked him why and the lawyer said....

Talking about jokes, I found this http://cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=160150#160150

Silly Nikky

I laughed.

one hydrogen atom says to the other, "I've lost an electron!" The other one says, "really? Are you sure?" The first one says, "Yes, I'm positive!"

Reminds me of a South Park quote where Cartman and Kyle gets AIDS. ("I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive")

3 men were exploring a jungle.
Suddenly, the group of cannibals sprang up to them and tied them.
They were dragged to the chief, who said:
"Bring 10 of same kind of fruits."
The first man brought 10 apples.
The chief said, "Now, shove it in your a**. If you cry or laugh, you will die."
The first man tried not to cry, but it was painful, so he cried.
So the chief killed him.
The second man brought 10 grapes(not the bundle).
Chief told him to do the same.
He was about to finish the 10th one, but he suddenly started to laugh so hard.
So the chief killed him.
In heaven, the first man asked the second, "Why did you laugh? You could've live!"
The second guy said, "But I couldn't hold it! The third guy was bringing 10 watermelons!"
EDIT:69th post

A man walks into omnimaga and holds up FA-123. He then says "no more open file".

Geek jokes time!

An electron and a proton walk into a bar. They order a few drinks. They are getting ready to leave, and they reach to their pockets to pay the bartender. The bartender looks at them and says:

An infinite numbe of mathemiticians walk into a bar. The first one says:
"I'll have one pint."
The next one says:
"I'll have half of what he had."
And so on.