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What is your favorite joke?
« on: September 08, 2011, 07:57:57 pm »
Please post your best jokes here...
I'll start
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2011, 08:49:03 pm »
2. What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2011, 08:52:53 pm »
your mom joke of my own creation.

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2011, 01:57:11 am »
This joke is not really funny but reminds me of a sheet of paper in which there was an very funny face.
What type of lights did Noah have on the arch ?
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What is yellow and can pass through walls ? The answer is really stupid.
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a Magic Banana ???
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2011, 05:34:01 pm »
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2011, 07:10:15 pm »
Why did the chicken cross the road? (I am not giving the answer for this one)
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2011, 08:39:04 pm »
Quote from: Hayleia on September 09, 2011, 01:57:11 am
This joke is not really funny but reminds me of a sheet of paper in which there was an very funny face.
What type of lights did Noah have on the arch ?
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Floodlights :evillaugh:
What is yellow and can pass through walls ? The answer is really stupid.
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a Magic Banana ???
Lol? A magic banana?
I like the arc joke way better
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2011, 08:39:38 pm »
Quote from: flyingfisch on September 09, 2011, 07:10:15 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road? (I am not giving the answer for this one)
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THE GAME!!!!!!!
U copied me.. lol ;)
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2011, 10:06:23 pm »
Have you heard about the circus fire?
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It was intense.

Get it? It's punny.
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"Intense" sounds like "in tents".
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2011, 10:59:41 pm »
that was a good one black
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2011, 11:01:21 pm »
Quote from: flyingfisch on September 09, 2011, 10:59:41 pm
that was a good one black
I liked it too. ^-^
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2011, 12:37:13 am »
Yo mamma's so fat, she fills up the tub, then turns on the water!
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2011, 11:23:20 am »
not really a joke per se, but I love this:

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2011, 02:26:20 pm »
Quote from: yunhua98 on September 10, 2011, 11:23:20 am
not really a joke per se, but I love this:


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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2011, 03:05:46 pm »
An Irish buy walks out of a bar.

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I love non-harmful stereotypical jokes ;D
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