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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2011, 03:16:06 pm »
A seal walks into a club.
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2011, 04:46:50 pm »
Hahaha, nice Ashbad and ztrumpet.

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2011, 08:22:46 pm »
What is Mario's favorite movie rental place?
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2011, 02:31:38 am »
Did you hear the joke about the farmer?
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nah, it's corny

Did you hear the joke about the airplane?
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It's way over your head
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2011, 05:58:19 pm »
Quote from: Happybobjr on September 08, 2011, 08:52:53 pm
your mom joke of my own creation.

3.  Your dad is so smart, he tried to drown you when you were a baby.  Your mom is so stupid, she saved you.
I'm sorry but it alrdy exists..
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2011, 07:05:11 pm »
Your dad is so smart, he tried to grow a beard on you when you where a baby. Your mom is so stupid, she shaved you.
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2011, 07:15:54 pm »
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

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Since 25 == o31
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2011, 07:21:42 pm »
Have you heard about the sick juggler?
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He was always throwing up.

BA-DOOM-TSCH
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2011, 07:23:17 pm »
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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I don't know. Ask the chicken.
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2011, 07:26:36 pm »
Quote from: Ashbad on September 12, 2011, 07:15:54 pm
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

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Since 25 == o31
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DEC 25 == OCT 31
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2011, 07:30:33 pm »
Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff.
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Buh - Duh - Chuu
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2011, 07:36:15 pm »
How do you shove Venusaur, Charizard, and Blastoise into same bus?
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pokemon
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2011, 07:53:27 pm »
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense (the movie) have in common?

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2011, 08:44:06 pm »
How do you stop a 2000 lbs elephant from charging?
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By taking away its credit cards

What's hard, round, and has a head?
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A quarter! :evillaugh:

Yo mama so fat, she looks like spoiled milk...
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White & Chunky!!

Yo mama so dumb, she spins a box with a x and says...
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Here's your X-box 360!

Yo mama so fat, when people want to shake her hand...
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They have to ask for directions!
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2011, 08:47:29 pm »
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 7,10,11.  :P
Spoiler For Don't get it?:
The joke is usually 7,8,9 (7 ate 9), but in octal 8 is represented by 10, 9 by 11, etc.
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