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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #45 on: September 22, 2011, 08:20:39 pm »
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #46 on: September 22, 2011, 10:34:57 pm »
Quote from: DualBLDR on September 21, 2011, 09:44:16 pm
Quote from: buttsfredkin on September 15, 2011, 08:34:07 pm
lol

Why did the plane crash?


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Because the pilot was a tomato!
You put this joke 2X

rotfl I didn't even realize that!
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #47 on: September 26, 2011, 05:06:55 pm »
Quote from: buttsfredkin on September 22, 2011, 10:34:57 pm
Quote from: DualBLDR on September 21, 2011, 09:44:16 pm
Quote from: buttsfredkin on September 15, 2011, 08:34:07 pm
lol

Why did the plane crash?


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Because the pilot was a tomato!
You put this joke 2X

rotfl I didn't even realize that!
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #48 on: September 27, 2011, 12:06:16 pm »
I just got an email from someone that said this:

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #49 on: September 27, 2011, 01:24:27 pm »
Kinda silly but I made it up at the spot.
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Spoiler For "Don't get it? Okey... What lives in the sea, sings rick astley songs and swallows slowly his food?":
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #50 on: September 29, 2011, 07:13:03 pm »
uh what?
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #51 on: September 29, 2011, 07:14:15 pm »
Quote from: boot2490 on September 29, 2011, 07:13:03 pm
uh what?
At least, it wasn't the bridge one :P
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #52 on: September 29, 2011, 08:12:53 pm »
Here's one:
Knock knock!
Spoiler For who's there?:
Banana.
Spoiler For banana who?:
Knock knock!
Spoiler For who's there?:
Banana.
Spoiler For banana who?:
Knock knock!
Spoiler For who's there?:
Orange
Spoiler For Orange who?:
Orange 'ya glad I didn't say banana again?
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #53 on: September 29, 2011, 11:34:04 pm »
Quote from: boot2490 on September 29, 2011, 08:12:53 pm
Here's one:
Knock knock!
Spoiler For who's there?:
Banana.
Spoiler For banana who?:
Knock knock!
Spoiler For who's there?:
Banana.
Spoiler For banana who?:
Knock knock!
Spoiler For who's there?:
Orange
Spoiler For Orange who?:
Orange 'ya glad I didn't say banana again?
Wow, I had to go through like a million spoilers just to get the dumbest answer. :P
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #54 on: October 01, 2011, 05:15:32 pm »
I know how you feel :P
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #55 on: October 02, 2011, 05:06:53 am »
A B E D H F R H DI K N M B E P Q R S T U V W X T Z   E
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Write your name with these letters and pretend it was the original alphabet. So if there's a C in your name, write E.
If there's a space in your name write E. Who's name will match this 'thing'?
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #56 on: October 02, 2011, 09:19:44 am »
maybe my name!
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #57 on: October 02, 2011, 11:29:16 am »
Nope,your name would remain p2 after this.
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #58 on: October 02, 2011, 05:37:38 pm »
BQQT2490
That looks an awful lot like my original name.
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #59 on: October 02, 2011, 06:03:54 pm »
Ashbad?
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