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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #75 on: October 28, 2011, 07:52:06 pm »
Ah were'd the spiler go!?!?! O.O
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #76 on: October 28, 2011, 09:01:37 pm »
He forgot to close the spoiler :D
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #77 on: October 29, 2011, 11:35:04 pm »
Didn't cut out the punchline though.
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #78 on: November 03, 2011, 06:27:32 am »
what do you hear when a sheep falls from a high building?
Spoiler For Spoiler:
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #79 on: November 03, 2011, 12:37:49 pm »
Quote from: Nikky
Omnimaga

Best. Joke. Ever.

Actually, the joke here is the fact Nikky said Omnimaga was a joke. He really said that on Cemetech though.
« Last Edit: November 03, 2011, 01:04:32 pm by Juju »
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #80 on: November 03, 2011, 04:04:04 pm »
* Yeong read it :D
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #81 on: November 03, 2011, 05:18:52 pm »
Quote from: Juju on November 03, 2011, 12:37:49 pm
Quote from: Nikky
Omnimaga

Best. Joke. Ever.

Actually, the joke here is the fact Nikky said Omnimaga was a joke. He really said that on Cemetech though.
Lies :P
The game is the best joke...
Cause no one gets to win it XD
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #82 on: November 05, 2011, 04:32:04 pm »
Funny one:
When my band teacher asked if anybody had a joke, this is what my friend said:

A pirate walks into a bar.
The bartender asks why the pirate has a wheel in his pants.
The pirate says "Argh! It's driving me nuts!"
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #83 on: November 06, 2011, 09:18:39 am »
XD
Here's another really funny pirate one :
A crewmember caught his captain huddled in a corner frustrated with a calculator in his hands.
The crewmember asked what happened, captain?
The captain replied : MY ARRRRRRCHIVES!!
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #84 on: November 14, 2011, 01:04:33 pm »
I have a toaster. It works on AC and DC. It just doesn't work on bread.

It also has 2 settings: "too soon" and "too late"
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #85 on: November 15, 2011, 05:33:51 pm »
Quote from: flyingfisch on November 14, 2011, 01:04:33 pm
I have a toaster. It works on AC and DC. It just doesn't work on bread.

It also has 2 settings: "too soon" and "too late"
Lol :P
Wut about Thank you come again~ setting? :D
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #86 on: November 15, 2011, 06:05:11 pm »
Quote from: BalancedFury on November 15, 2011, 05:33:51 pm
Quote from: flyingfisch on November 14, 2011, 01:04:33 pm
I have a toaster. It works on AC and DC. It just doesn't work on bread.

It also has 2 settings: "too soon" and "too late"
Lol :P
Wut about Thank you come again~ setting? :D

Yeah lol. Here is another:


The. Silliest. Jokester. Ever.


Nikky
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #87 on: November 15, 2011, 08:21:17 pm »
Here's one my friend made up:

V=Bh

Where:
V=volume
h=height
B=butt

Does anyone actually find that funny?
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #88 on: November 20, 2011, 11:26:58 am »
Quote from: mushmoom on November 15, 2011, 08:21:17 pm
Does anyone actually find that funny?
Lol, I find the last sentence funny :P
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #89 on: November 20, 2011, 03:36:07 pm »
Quote from: mushmoom on November 15, 2011, 08:21:17 pm
Here's one my friend made up:

V=Bh

Where:
V=volume
h=height
B=butt

Does anyone actually find that funny?
I don't get it :P
Can u explain? :D
BTW, Here's Another one XD:
Myspace :P
Funnier than Omnimaga :D
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