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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #90 on: November 20, 2011, 03:41:39 pm »
Theorem: 1$ = 1c.
Proof:
And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.

1$ = 100c
= (10c)^2
= (0.1$)^2
= 0.01$
= 1c

Here $ means dollars and c means cents. This one is scary in that I have seen PhD's in math who were unable to see what was wrong with this one. Actually I am crossposting this to sci.physics because I think that the latter makes a very nice introduction to the importance of keeping track of your dimensions.

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #91 on: November 20, 2011, 03:46:06 pm »
Lol :P ^^^
Imma show people this and say let's trade this penny for this dollar! XD
If they say yes, Im going to get the money and be like this : :w00t: =OO laughing
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #92 on: November 20, 2011, 04:01:05 pm »
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #93 on: November 20, 2011, 04:29:26 pm »
Lol XD ^^^
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #94 on: December 09, 2011, 01:38:03 pm »
The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day that they make a vacuum cleaner.
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #95 on: December 10, 2011, 04:02:09 pm »
Quote from: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 01:38:03 pm
The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day that they make a vacuum cleaner.
...will be the day people stop making number-guessing games. :P
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #96 on: December 10, 2011, 04:40:51 pm »
Quote from: parser padwan on December 10, 2011, 04:02:09 pm
Quote from: flyingfisch on December 09, 2011, 01:38:03 pm
The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day that they make a vacuum cleaner.
...will be the day people stop making number-guessing games. :P

I don't get that one... maybe i'm slow :P
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #97 on: December 10, 2011, 05:32:54 pm »
Number guessing games are like the "hello world" of teaching arithmetic in programming.
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #98 on: January 03, 2012, 12:44:09 pm »
lolthud.

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #99 on: January 06, 2012, 11:25:22 am »
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive, double-pane, energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #100 on: January 06, 2012, 02:38:49 pm »
nah j/k ??? i hope, if not, then you're a genius lol
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #101 on: January 09, 2012, 07:45:14 pm »
It's a blonde joke :P It didn't happen to him
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #102 on: January 09, 2012, 08:19:25 pm »
One time there was a guy. That's it. >.>
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #103 on: January 09, 2012, 08:23:12 pm »
Quote from: Juju on January 09, 2012, 08:19:25 pm
One time there was a guy. That's it. >.>
DEFINITELY the best joke yet. XD

Even better than "One time a guy walked into a bar. You think he would've seen it" :P
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #104 on: January 09, 2012, 08:23:13 pm »
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