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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #120 on: November 30, 2013, 12:31:18 pm »
Two invisible men meet each other "long time no see!"
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #121 on: November 30, 2013, 12:32:25 pm »
So it's the story of the guy who wanted to go in the police, the police moved and the guy went into the wall.
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #122 on: November 30, 2013, 12:46:40 pm »
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #123 on: November 30, 2013, 04:32:43 pm »
Nice one Pimath. :)
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #124 on: December 04, 2013, 01:17:55 pm »
A engeneer, a physition and a mathemetition go by train to schottland.
They see a black sheep.

The engeneer says: All sheep in schottland are black
The physition says: Wrong, we only know that one sheep in schottland is black.
The mathematition says: Wrong, we only know that one sheep from one side is black.
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #125 on: December 04, 2013, 01:19:35 pm »
lol pretty epic one
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #126 on: December 05, 2013, 10:57:21 am »
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Also... A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. ( / You'll never guess who I bumped into on the way to the opticians! Everyone. )
That is the best XD

Why couldn't the pirate see the movie? Cause it was rated "Arg!"  :P
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #127 on: December 05, 2013, 11:43:07 am »
Knock Knock
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #128 on: December 05, 2013, 11:43:36 am »
didn't see that one coming :P
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #129 on: December 05, 2013, 11:45:04 am »
 O.O  I guess I lost then
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #130 on: December 05, 2013, 04:03:35 pm »
I did see it coming. :P
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #131 on: December 05, 2013, 09:00:21 pm »
I grew up lonely as a child. All my friends were imaginary.
Now I know it's the thought that counts.
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #132 on: December 06, 2013, 09:48:36 am »
I don't get the joke ???
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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #133 on: December 06, 2013, 10:50:22 am »
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

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Re: What is your favorite joke?
« Reply #134 on: December 06, 2013, 11:53:34 am »
Blind?
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