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Re: xkcd comics I agree with
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2011, 08:52:17 pm »
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Re: xkcd comics I agree with
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2011, 08:57:16 pm »
what happens in my school is a few(3-10) students decide to stand in a group in the middle of the hall nearly stopping or stopping all movement through that area
This is why there are alternate routes in the school. Or getting out of the classroom first thing.
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Re: xkcd comics I agree with
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2011, 08:59:45 pm »
I good at getting out of class first(watch set exactly to school time) just some routes are more efficient and circuitous routs would make me late so I have to wait the people out. usually the group lets you through after about 15-45 seconds.
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Re: xkcd comics I agree with
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2011, 09:05:31 pm »
My school's clock updates every day at midnight, but I think there's something wrong with the timers.

And, my school is rather like a line. Only one path (albeit sometimes a rather wide one, but usually narrow) with rooms on the sides.
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Re: xkcd comics I agree with
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2011, 09:07:49 pm »
My schools clocks change every day and I have to figure out how much I'm off by and possibly adjust my watch
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Re: xkcd comics I agree with
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2011, 12:22:33 am »
My high school used to advance by 2 seconds each day or something.

Also, some schools had to have the narrowest corridors as possible. Plus a bunch of girls blocking the way and you have hell.
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Re: xkcd comics I agree with
« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2011, 01:23:32 am »
Our school has "breezeways" between the hallways, those help...

Also I try to keep my watch in tandem with the school clocks to the second...have to reset the seconds every week :P
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Re: xkcd comics I agree with
« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2011, 03:43:57 am »
http://xkcd.com/840/

This one gets me :P
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Re: xkcd comics I agree with
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2011, 03:58:21 am »
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Re: xkcd comics I agree with
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2011, 05:14:55 am »
http://xkcd.com/281/
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Re: xkcd comics I agree with
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2011, 06:06:02 am »
http://xkcd.com/435/ This one is in my physics class room, I bet my teacher didn't notice the alt-text ::)
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[07:53:14] <+Frey> Y'know, when people descend from my heavens , they're never Chuck Norris
[07:53:55] <+Frey> I usually get another catgirl or an angel pops down for a visit
[07:54:06] <+Frey> Some angels are really nice
[07:54:33] <+Frey> Some are into the whole "scare the locals" bit
[07:54:54] <+Frey> And some just absent minded
[07:55:38] * +david_ has nothing to do
[07:55:40] <+Frey> It's the absentminded ones you gotta look out for, because the'yre the ones that forget they're 40ft tall
[07:56:04] <+Frey> They're also the ones that forget about social taboos, like nudity
[07:56:28] <+Frey> Have you ever tryed to explain to an angel...anything?
[07:56:45] <+Frey> They don't listenunless they want to
[07:57:16] <+Frey> And don't learn unless they think they don't know
[07:57:51] <+Frey> Except for the nice ones, they're nice
[07:59:27] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> lol
[07:59:32] <+Frey> And they're all so pretty!
[07:59:38] <+Frey> It's ridiculous
[07:59:44] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> I hate PUSHES, THEY HAUNT ME
[08:00:06] <+Frey> Want an angel to come over and exorcise them?
[08:00:36] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> or, more specific: the fact that sometimes, happy outputs: pushes != pops
[08:00:47] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> I know why
[08:01:01] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> and I can solve it by adding a lookahead
[08:01:10] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> But I don't want to
[08:01:24] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> but continue your story
[08:01:35] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> lol
[08:03:13] <+Frey> Ok, so one day, I was walking to the school bus, and, long story short, got my life saved by an angel
[08:03:27] <+Frey> This one was a scary one
[08:03:42] <+Frey> Same height/age as me
[08:04:14] <+Frey> OMG She was the scariest person I had ever met
[08:04:28] <+Frey> She made the entire football team pee their pants
[08:04:43] <+Frey> I was so glad she was on my side
[08:05:04] <+Frey> Right up until she tryed to enter the bathroom with me
[08:05:37] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<yrinfish> lool
[08:05:45] <+Frey> After a muchness of arguing, I finally got through to her
[08:05:56] <+Patrick-D> is this a rap song?
[08:06:06] <+OmnomIRC> (O)<aeTIos> idk
[08:06:09] <+Frey> She tap danced outside my stall the entire time, though
[08:10:04] <+Frey> She was in all my classes too, which was weird, especially as they were all advanced courses and she joined in the middle of the semester
[08:10:28] <+Frey> Even the teachers were scared of her
[08:10:45] <+Frey> Note that she was gorgeous
[08:12:09] <+Frey> So, this angel and I, we managed to stop the apocalypse
[08:12:48] <+Frey> And she kissed me before going back,
[08:13:08] <+Frey> To heaven, but as it turns out that kiss sealed her to Earth
[08:13:47] <+Frey> We still don't know what to do


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Re: xkcd comics I agree with
« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2011, 12:01:56 pm »
http://xkcd.com/435/ This one is in my physics class room, I bet my teacher didn't notice the alt-text ::)
Lol, I'd hope note.

And yeah, my watch is set to the second as well.  Which is very useful with classes you don't like.

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Re: xkcd comics I agree with
« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2011, 12:42:55 pm »
xkcd is amazing. I agree with just about all of them.

There were times when xkcd drops a bit in quality, but soon comes that brilliant comic that makes everything right again :D
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Re: xkcd comics I agree with
« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2011, 02:33:53 pm »
http://xkcd.com/245/
I definitely do this. I find patterns in tiles and walk those patterns. :P
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Re: xkcd comics I agree with
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