IIRC Alucard is a Castlevania character, no?

he actually is (castlevania symphony of the night FTFW)

It would probably take a day to extract a 1Mb archive.

One little secret: I'm also a fan-fic writer. The first chapter (of three or four) of a mine silly and craziest project has half-done, since it requires a translation from portuguese to english to publish on fanfiction.net archive.
Basically is one of my non-sense parodies mixing the Syrian Civil War, the Yu-Gi-Oh and the Hellsing characters, forming a triple duel of Yu-Gi-Oh between Arucard, Anderson and Integra against ,in the same order, al-Assad, al-Baghdadi (ISIS) and a person who replace the deceased Khomeini. 

So far, I can say that Arucard uses Dark Synchros and Dark Xyz. Bashar uses an Alchemist themed Deck, which the main ace is a Rank 13 Xyz monster called: Chaos Imaginary Number 137 Great Philosopher's Stone  Xyz Dragon.
Anderser uses virtually all Special Summons, al-baghdadi also had their own Special Summons: a PS and XS Summon (A Synchro and Xyz with Pendulum Scale).
Finally, the Khomeini had a Main Deck without monsters, but with a Extra Deck filled with Divine Type Xyz monsters, representing the Twelve Imans of Shia Sect, which should by Rank-Up by their order until it reach the 13th: Mahdi. (Their Duel style was modelled from Zexal's Eliphas).  Integra had a Dragon themed Deck wth Ritual Fusion and Xyz Summon. 

Of course the the end of story was not written yet, but I  think this will be a bizarre way to criticism of this bloodsheed war. 

A Yu-Gi-Oh game or Cardfight Vanguard simulator on nSpire could be a nice community project, but the small screen of calculator would be something problematic (specially to check the card image, since it will block the screen, and make the gameplay horrific).
Otherwise, just the methods to code thousands of cards (each one requires a code script and a datafile) could easilly overflow the calculator storage quickly, unless a lite version was created.

The first chapter of my fanfic was almost done, just need a revison before publish on fanfiction.net, but I will spoil the first four turns of Arucard's duel, both begins with 8000 life points.

1st turn Arucard Dark Synchro Summons Unfair Magician (L-7), Hades Judgement (L-8), and two Pendulum Monsters, using the Cromwell's Seal magic Field Card effects.

2nd turn Bashar summons a Ritual fusion card, Transmutation Circle, which is something like Future Fusion with additional effects.
Meanwhile, in the same turn, Bashar summon a Synchro Monster, Paracelso Magician (L7). Bashar tries to attack, but was repealed by the Arucard's Pendulum Monsters effects (Jackall and Casull)

3rd turn Arucard launches own atack against Paracelso, but a special effect of Ritual magic Card Transmutation Circle blocks the attack.

4th turn was the most intense, since once Bashar's Ritual Fusion Monster Ouroboros Slime (L7) was summoned, it quickly Xyz Summon Humuncolus Pride.
The Bashar's Xyz Monster are again blocked by Pendulum Monster effects of Arucards, but  once the Overlay Units of Greed runs out, Bashar quickly use a Xyz Shift card to special summons Xyz Humuncolus Greed and using their Overlay Unit, all Arucard's cards, except one turned down, are destroyed and loses 2500 life points 
However Hades effect on graveyard and the reverse card Dark Tuner Maker, could make Arucard special summon two Dark Synchro Master of Impalation (L-12) during Bashar's turn. 

At beginning of 5th turn, Arucard could make a Dark Xyz Summon, Dark Number 12 Prince Vlad Tepes, a Rank -12 Dark Monster.
End of spoiler.
 

Blah. I want to share peanuts too.

My programming career are making good progresses: Two wxWidgets programs dedicated for analytical methods.
It even contains a built-in calculator and a Xlsx basic library to read and write simple Excel 2007 files! 

And my fandoms are also going so far. Once I adhere the My Hero Academia fandom I create some stories based on Izuku Midoriya and apply some cross-overs on it. 

https://archiveofourown.org/users/NosferatuArucard1983/pseuds/NosferatuArucard1983

A villain Izuku with Yu-Gi-Oh Arc-V cross-over, where Izuku's quirk is a monster card like Zarc: Supreme Demon King Dragon Deku, capable to treat several quirks as Fusion/Synchro/Xyz Monsters and negate their effects. 

One long story where Izuku is a mixture of Geralt of Rivia (Witcher), Dark Schneider (Bastard!!), Guts (Berserk), Alucard (Hellsing) and Shiba Tatsuya (Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei), but it mainly the first two.
In reality is a vampire with magic, also called vryko-warlock  , and quirkless (since vampiric telekinesis had different natures) 

To resume the story so far:

Izuku is a natural born vampire, and he got first his vampiric telekinesis at age 10 (too early for a vampire!), and magic at 13. His mother Inko hire a private vampire magic teacher to learn his Black Magic and learn another ones once he got some Grimoires.
From his training, Izuku use the Witcher Signs at a first line of defense, before cast more advanced magic from Dark Schneider's Grimoire.

1. The slime incident ends with the villain killed, once Izuku casts the Venom spell:

Sasado! Sasado! Schrono! Chronos! Yoku-Sukou!
Burning from the depths of Hell! Unleash the Black Mist of Hellfire! May the Underworld Fire become my sword and punish the Enemy!
VENOM!

However another villains appears and also ended killed... Katsuki, who already knew that Izuku was a vampire, and only witness the weak telekinesis so far, never expected that he could be a mage!

2. The Entrance Exam was a piece of cake. Magic Spears simply destroy all robots, even Izuku was 100 meters from them. Witcher Signs also makes some points.
The 0-Point Robot was taken down by Dark Schneider's Megadeath: 

Deep Doomsday!
Spirits from the Air and Earth, I summon you to honour the ancient pact!
May the Earth and Sky explode to fulfil your duty on me!
MEGADEATH!

3. It also contains some character from One Punch Man, specially the Sound's Speed Sonic who appears when the mass media (like on anime) tried to rush inside, but on the story Sonic kills the journalists, and tried to kill several Yuuei students on the cafeteria. Many students form 1-A class also helps Izuku to contain the freak ninja.
Izuku here use (my original) spells inspired on Elemental Magic (like on Negima or Mahouka) to fight Sonic, but switch to Dark Schneider's since the threat was higher:

Enemy foolishness! Release the Revenge of Underworld! IMPELLITERI!
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Seek! Spirits of Lightning! Destroy! The Blood Fire of Death!... VOIVOD!
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Great Ancient King of Northern Ices, I pledge your forged Pact! May your enemies be annihilated by the Realm of Ice and Snow!... Extreme Zero Intense Froze Wave! BISCAYA!
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I summon the Fiery Power Blast from the Fallen Heroes! DAMNED!
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Oh... My Ancient Demon Servants, Guardians of Burning Marshes!... I honour your blood pact... Lend your Powers, and Reduce my Enemy to Nothingness! NAPALM DEATH!

However Sonic flees before Napalm Death could killed him.
Either way, many colleges from Yuuei ended frightened when Izuku display that magic spells, thinking that he has a monster with several quirks, where in reality don't have any, but already knew that he's a vampire.

4. Aizawa is also a vampire, and due to mixtures he got a human quirk, the same on canon, along vampiric magic. Aizawa don't like when Izuku casts Black Magic, specially the magic derived from Dark Schneider, and he still trying to Izuku use more the Geralt's Witcher Signs.

5. Instead the League of Villains, the Millennium Army from Hellsing cannon and the Twelve Wise Men of Europa from Bastard!! cannon are the main enemies. 
Some years before the main plot, the Millennium Army invade the North Korea a plant a puppet government in order to increase the Nazi vampires soldiers, and create an army of super-natural soldiers, along quirk soldiers under direct command of Anthrax (Bastard!!) and Major Montana Max (Hellsing). 

6. Like on canon, they make a first attack on USJ, but with a NKA (at first they don't notice, since the NKA/MA military unit insignias was under an undercover mission) battalion, along some Lestze Batailon vampire soldiers. Izuku, under extreme pressure, cast an Halloween spell to blast either the enemy or the USJ site. Since it was an highly destructive spell, Izuku endures a slow recovery of his magic powers that takes an entire month!

Kayzard! Halsard! Kiske! Kay! Hansen! Grosskopf! Sielck!
Cast all wise men of Hades and Gather the Seven Circle's Keys of Hell!
Open the Gates of Tartarus and Unleash total destruction!
HALLOWEEN!

7. The Yuuei's Sport's Festival was somehow easy for Izuku. Katsuki and Todoroki gives him some challenges, but ended defeated by the Gilbert and Tesla magic spells that combines Lightning Elemental and Black Magic materials. The match against Shinso ended with thier Brainwashed quirk blocked by the Witcher Sign Yrden (a magic trap), and reversed by Axii (also brainwashing magic), just to be blasted away by the Damned spell.
Sonic and Metal Knight (One Punch Man), who are mercenaries here, also appears to create havoc, while the Japanese Army  also watches Izuku's trials to convince him to assign the First Hero Internship on the SDF.
Since the SDF incited Izuku to kill Sonic and Metal Knight, first Izuku casts a quirk/magic cursing spell, to serve as a warning:

Ki… Obos… Plataro... Come forth, my Demon King, flying on Bat Wings!... May your Ancient Will seal this Cursed Pact!...
ACCUSED!

Instead the Accused transform the victims into toads, like on Bastard!! canon, it opens a cursed gate from Hell that makes the victims spontaneously combust, and been eaten by demons, if they disobey the curse written with runes on victim's bodies. 

And since the villains resume their offensive against Izuku, he decide to summon a dragon in order to destroy them quickly:

Grand force of the Pentacle, darkness and light… The moon is full!
I'm calling the Ancient Spirit of the Dragon King who died on War!
I'm cast the Great Power of General DeMaio, honouring the Spirits of Sky, Earth and Mankind!
Grant to me the Holy Strength of the Sacred Three-Headed Golden Dragon!
MAN-O'WAR!
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MAN-O'WAR... I command you to destroy the evil… By Honouring The Three Great Generals of Blazing Extermination!… The Three Great Shinsengumi Captains of Bakumatsu!... Attack!... Tennen Rishin-ryuu!...  Aku Soku Zan!

The second part was the order given from Izuku to attack the villains, ended burned alive.
Izuku won the Festival, but his reputation was a vryko-warlock gives to the public a sense of terror, but the offer from SDF was too strong to be avoided, or Izuku could face several downgrades.

8. However a civilian vampire request Izuku to rescue his brother vampire from villains, which the ringleaders was a hybrid magic/quirk users, gives an opportunity to Izuku amends.
 Aizawa wishes that his special mission don't ended like Doom  , but the top villain seal all quirks with his magic, and Izuku was too strong to be totally sealed. Either way, Izuku kills the top villain duo, when the first was with a Venom spell, and the other with the Led Zeppelin:

Ego… Ego… A… Zara… Gorai!… Ego… Ego… Zame... Ragon...
Prince of Darkness and Elder of Evil!… I making the Coronation of the Future Demon King!
May the Germs of Evil be sated by his offering!
Devour the Enemy with Flesh and Bones!
LED ZEPPELIN!

And the villain was eaten alive by several starving demons emerging from several portals opened from Hell. (Doom!) 

9. The SDF brings All Might (just to witness) and Izuku to the a Black Ops Unit at Funabashi JGSDF HQ, where he join temporary the Wild Geese mercenary group composed by vampire versions of Pip Bernadotte (Hellsing), Gara (Bastard!!), Terzieff-Godefroy (Witcher), Serpico (Berserk) and Silver Fang (One Punch Man). 

10. Once Izuku makes some training, he with the Wild Geese are sent to North Korea in order to destroy a research centre of magic weapons. The mission goes wrong, much due to Pip arrogance and strategic mistakes, leaving Izuku and Pip on the edge of murder rampage. After all, it was a phony site, and a consolation prize was a prototype of the Dragon Knight Lucifer Armor DKL-01 (Bastard!!) capable to amplify Izuku's magic  powers, and an endure adversary: The Demon Vampire Zorin Blitz (Hellsing), where also had greater magic powers, and capable to fight against Izuku by equals 

End of spoilers...